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Hobosexual

Someone who jumps into a relationship to avoid homelessness.
Turtleboy is the biggest hobosexual in central Massachusetts.
by Woocares March 19, 2022
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Hobosexual

person who sleeps with a person because they need a place to live.
Ricky is sleeping with big Rachel for a place to live, he's a hobosexual.
by WhiteboyB January 9, 2022
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Sobosexual

A sexual deviance which develops in late teenage boys who feel too good about themselves to never interact with any girl who is below 8. These men can never care about anything other than pure looks and unsurprisingly end up with women who are more toxic than the toilets in Chernobyl. The sad part is that these men only want a woman which they can show off as a trophy to their family and friends.

If this isn't diagnosed and cured, these men will end up losing half of their hard earned property in their mid 40s when their little man inevitably stops working. Though, they will eventually still feel good about it by playing golf.

The definitive symptom of this deviance is persuasion of women with a very apparent South Bombay mindset. This blinds the man from every single thing that any rational individual will avoid vehemently. Though, only 2% of men will actually end up being cured if only they can let one word pass through their thick skull from the outside.

This is generally accompanied by severe mental retardation.
Yeah, I told him he's gonna lose all his property to divorce. But he might be a sobosexual.
by I suffer from Sobosexuality January 23, 2022
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hobosexual

Someone that uses sex to get a roof over their head.
She's a hobosexual, if she had her own money, she wouldn't be sleeping with Mark.
Or
She got kicked out of her apartment and now stays at Marks' place? Sus. She must be a hobosexual!
by frizzyeff March 5, 2022
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Hobosexual

Homeless loser who pretends he loves you to move in and get free rent and everything else.
Sam is homeless in between all the women he moves in with scams & leeches off of. Sam has no car and no teeth. Sam is a career HoboSexual.
by Chick a boom boom May 30, 2022
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Hobosexual

Someone who gets into a sexual relationship for shelter.
"Did you hear? Chantel started dating her ex's friend, Jonathan."
"Isn't she still living with her ex?"
"Guess she just moved from one guys place to the other's."
"Damn, that's hobosexual AF!"
by CounterReset June 3, 2022
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hobosexual

the sexual oriantation where you are only sexualy atracted to homless people
man that one guy in that one ally is realy hot i think i might be a hobosexual
by Realtmontana June 26, 2022
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