Rihanna

noun, to describe how some people, of perverted natureike twochicksonecup or twochicks10000eelshave a fetish of having an umbrella opened whilst it is stuck in their anal passage.
also known as umbella, raining on the parade.

Person 1 :"I really want to rihanna, you up for it?"
Person 2 :"I'll get the 'brella and KY"

by Jay Johal April 15, 2008

Puerto Rican knife fight

A knife fight between two people bound at the forearm. Thus, for each fighter, one hand holds the knife and the other hand is tied to the opponent.

Just settle it with a good old fashioned Puerto Rican knife fight.

by lexico3000 May 4, 2006

Rihanna

A so called "singer" with a very annoying voice that sounds like nails on a chalkboard.

The new {s}hit "umbrella" by Rihanna made me want to trip her with one.

by TotalPrat March 13, 2008

Rian

The hot sexy boy in school with the biggest shlong, all the girls always fall for him.

Oh my good look its Rian with his big shlong

by Rian Brend January 23, 2022

Puerto Rican beetle fight

When trying to flip your partner over for doggy-style sex is met with great resistance

Heather was down for some drunk fucking, but when I tried to flip her over for doggystyle we ended up having a Puerto Rican beetle fight for 10 mins

by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011

rihanna

Quite possibly the most untalented artist of all time. Really has no business in the music industry in the first place, see her singing live or better yet her singing er butchering Mariah Carey's "Hero" via YouTube. Each song she makes is worse than the one before.

Rihanna is a horrible singer and has no talent and should just go away. She is ruining American pop music every time she sings.

by BlackCadillac May 16, 2010

Rihanna

Proof that you don't need talent to become famous. Horrible singer of horrible songs. Should just go away forever

If I hear that damn Umbrella song one more time I'm gonna knock someone out. And it might just be Rihanna herself

by runningforstuffandthings March 3, 2010