Reed Coffer

4’9

Reed Coffer is 4’9

by anonymous December 19, 2021

reeding

Reading off Papyrus paper.

Ancient Egyptians were fond of reeding.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
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Girl 1: You dated Reed?
Girl 2: Unfortunately, Yes.

by spidertard July 3, 2023

Reed

Very good looking, Funny, Charming and usually musically gifted. If you ever come across a Reed make sure to say hi or give him your number.

Person A: hey is your name reed?
Person B: yeah why?
Person A:Here’s my number

by Floda reltih June 25, 2023

Reed girls

The reed girls are the best. No need to beat your meat, choke the fuck stick or even beat the evil 1 eyed Willy.

If the Reed girls are around, you never have to whack it because they will sexually relieve you for some marihuana or just because they are town sluts

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

Reed

Constantly complaining about literally everything.

I know its monday, but why dobyou always have to be such a reed

by Renzo915 April 17, 2021

Reed

weird little guy, possibly a midget and unfortunately most likely jewish

Friend: man I hate being short

You: man your such a Reed

by Cheezit_69sigma October 30, 2025