reddit

The cancer of the internet. A place where foreign people who don't know better and newfags go to revel in their own shitty glory. Memes were created in the something awful forums, or born, raised in 4chan, killed in 9gag, buried in tumblr/funnyjunk, and put on shameful display in reddit. The worst part, is that they claim the memes to be made by them.

Even worse than that, they try to sell those memes on t-shirts and pins.

tl;dr fuck reddit.

9GAG ALL THE THINGS! OMG I'm so forever alone! this is the funniest place on the planet! 4chan is scary :(. TROLOLOLOL UMAD U BUTTHURT!-typical reddit user.

by Jack Favis August 31, 2013

Redditor

Probably the most toxic creatures known to man. They spend most of their time on the social media platform Reddit. The majority of redditors are usually a liberal, millennial, antisocial, miserable, socially inexperienced, closed minded, act self righteous while in reality actually being a complete asshole and will find anything to make an arguement in an attempt to try to make themselves look smart so that they can feel less insecure. They are usually below average intelligence and try to compensate for it by either arguing nonsensically or telling made up stories to gain pointless internet points. Many are atheists who are complete dickheads, having an illogical and unwarranted amount of hate for religion and think that just because they are atheist they are somehow intellectually superior, although this couldn't be farther from reality. In general, redditors are hateful individuals with no reasoning outside of their hivemind and are mostly unintelligent and delusional people; the biggest losers mankind has ever seen. Very few redditors are actually normal everyday people who aren't absolute garbage.

"Did you see that weirdo over there harassing people?"

"Yeah, they're probably a redditor."

by Russiandragon1394873 January 10, 2021

Redditch

A newtown in Worcestershire. There is not much happening in Redditch but it's much better than Telford or Stevenage.

Pay attention at school in Redditch, so you can leave town for pastures new.Otherwise it's badly paid job time and heavy drinking/moderately heavy drug use.

by DEFINITION 4 August 25, 2006

reddit

A place where all the saddos go to hang out. Usually full of memes. If you go to far, you’ll never come back.

Person 1: OMG reddit is so cool
Person 2: you’re such a saddo lol

by Hexabyte May 11, 2018

Redditors

I have 5 words for you- they are dumb as hell

Here are redditors in their natural habitat- fortnite bad, minecraft good. please give me the updoots. oh whats that, a person having an OPINION? NOT ON MY PLATFORM! WHY YOU LITTLE-. There, all done. That was a massive keanu chungus wholesome 100 chonker floor gang bruh moment. Edit- thanks for the gold, kind stranger.

by ThatOneLonk November 11, 2020

Reddit Gold award

That thing you get when what you said was
very
funny

I got reddit gold award

by Fish money May 5, 2020

Reddit

4chan on the pill

"Hey have you ever heard of Reddit?"
"I think so, is it a virgin version of 4chan?"

by Vassydassy November 11, 2019