Cranium-Rectum Inversion

A recently discovered achievement in which a person headbangs to the degree of which their cranium is placed in their rectum. A person who achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion is considered one of the Metal Gods.

Metalhead 1: Watch me achieve Cranium-Rectum Inversion.
Metalhead 2: No way.
*Metalhead 1 achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion and becomes a God*
Metalhead 2: Awesome!

by Transform April 22, 2006

Shy Rectum Syndrome

a sheepish feeling whilst dropping a deuce in a quiet public bathroom with others present

Shy Rectum Syndrome is recognized as a disability under the Americans with Disabilities Act

by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2017

RECTUM RALLY DRIVER

A TERM FOR A HOMOSEXUAL MAN/POOF/GAY/BENDER

SODING HELL, THERES A FEW RECTUM RALLY DRIVERS ABOUT!!!

by CHILLISONIC June 18, 2009

smelly rectum syndrome

after marturbating via alaskan pipeline and developing fungal coloring & smell in the rectum region during maximum orgasm

Dude...me and Katie were doing anal last night but we are so done now that i know she has smelly rectum syndrome!

by mur-e-yah November 11, 2011

suckle my rectum

self-explanatory!!

what the 'cold snap' of january 2010 (2/3 of usa!) can do!!!!!!!!!!)

he politely explained to the sales'person' that he/she could "suckle my rectum"!!

encouraging the policemen to "suckle my rectum", john awoke bruised; in a cage!

the "pump and dump" walked away steaming, shouting; suckle my rectum!!!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

Red Rectum Ringer Stinger

A Red Rectum Ringer Stinger, commonly referred to as RRRS, is a powerful ejection of faeces, where the victim experiences violent and painful diarrhea following consumption of brutally spicy Indian food.
This results in an acute burning sensation around the rectum and sometimes even swelling and redness.

"Jesus, my asshole looks like a sundried tomato after last nights curry. I think that Red Rectum Ringer Stinger ruptured my sphincter."

by Mr. Jive November 18, 2009

Speaking from your rectum

The refined way of saying "talking out of your ass"

Father (to son): Watch the skies, boy! There's chemtrails EVERYWHERE!!
Mother (to father): Honey, you promised no more speaking from your rectum during dinner...

by W_L January 7, 2010