Reading The Blurb

Most people look at the back of a book and read the blurb to get an idea of whether they want to read the whole thing.

The act of checking out a chick's booty, or 'reading the blurb', is a very similar concept. Of course 'the blurb' isn't everything, but for some, it tells them all they need to know.

"Damn did you read the blurb on that chick?! I would love to flick through her pages!"

"Have you read many books recently dude? Nah man, I've been reading the blurb a lot though, trying to find the right one for me you know"

by King Of The Blurbs October 18, 2011

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Reaing

Prettending to read while having a severe hangover

Abe: dude, why is angie reading with her sunglasses on?

Ocram: oh, she's reaing

Abe: You mean reading?

Ocram: nah, reaing, she's prenttending to read, she vowed never to drink again because she couldn't hang

by Jabronnie June 17, 2010

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North Reading

1.Town of complete fucking dominance, everyone is fucking boss, and sports is the best. No one takes any shit, especially from the assholes in Lynnfield. Not to be mistaken with the most fucking awesome place evar.

2. Town controlled by shitty schools. nuff said

Oh wow I wana live in North Reading its so fucking awesome.

Wow I hope our town isnt like North Reading schools.

by Jizz McLongballs March 3, 2011

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bulgarian lip reading

Bulgarian lip reading is the art of moving your lips as quickly as possible as if speaking Bulgarian while your mouth is connected to your wife's vagina! I.E licking out the old puuuuuusssssy!!

Husband :- Darling shall we partake in a little Bulgarian lip reading?

Wife :- yes darling

Husband :- spread them wide then my dear!

by The clit tickler October 18, 2013

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