wetness to laughter ratio 

A ratio relating to the volume of urine excreted concurrent with laughter which may be used as a fairly reliable estimate of how funny something is.

Pissing myself the whole time and unable to stop, I cleverly cited the prank’s wetness to laughter ratio as an excuse.

wetness to laughter ratio by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2019

Fellatio Ratio 

In a sexual relationship, the overall ratio of fellatio performed to cunnilingus.

Dave: Yo man, my girl just dumped me. I don't know where I went wrong.
Jeremiah: What was your fellatio ratio?
Dave: It was about 1 to 4
Jeremiah: Well, there's your problem. It should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. You need to satisfy your woman, playa.
Dave: But it strains my neck!

Fellatio Ratio by Dr. January August 19, 2008

The Loomis Ratio 

The Loomis Ratio is simple: for every 1 guy there are 4 girls. Underclassmen are preferred. The Loomis Ratio needs a couple of requirements to take place. The Loomis Ratio should be accompanied with sums of alcohol, dance music, and a bonus is if the host's parents are away for the duration. If all goes to plan the full effect of The Loomis Ratio will be felt. It will be a night that the partiers will never forget only if they are able remember.

One cold night in the deep winter of the Northern Midwest, the host implemented The Loomis Ratio which resulted in the temperature risin', dance floor bumpin', and the host drunkin'and sex...thus being a night which profited from The Loomis Ratio.

The Loomis Ratio by Mr. Samuel May 26, 2006

Tooth to tatoo ratio 

The proportion of teeth to tatoos that a person has. The less teeth and more tatoos, the more likely one is to be arrested on the TV show COPS.

That guy with the low tooth to tatoo ratio just got arrested for OVI for the 3rd time.

Tooth to tatoo ratio by krovos August 7, 2009

coctopus ratio 

When at a social gathering, it refers to the ratio of men to women.

Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.

coctopus ratio by Rosegger January 17, 2008

Girl Guy Ratio 

The Girl Guy Ratio is the ratio of Girls to Guys at a party. Often it is shortened to GGR

"Man the Girl Guy Ratio here is terrible, its a total sausage fest"

Girl Guy Ratio by degoodz January 24, 2010

Wave to babe ratio 

A mathematical ratio based the size of the waves in the ocean compared to the attractiveness and the amount of women on the beach. Highly depending on quantity and quality

John: look at the beach! The wave to babe ratio is off the fucking charts. Surf looks like it’s 6 feet and barreling and the women on the beach are as sexy as super models.

Matt: We are so fucking out there brah! Hopefully we can pull into some barrels in the water and then drink some beers and getting more barreled on the land!

Wave to babe ratio by TheFuckingMailman69 March 10, 2023