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Mediterranean Quickie

A quiche that has Mediterranean fillings but Gabriel is a fucking idiot who mispronounced it.
Ooo boy I would love a Mediterranean quickie right now it would fill me right up!
by Jackius tillus November 20, 2025
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Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.
Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie
by Sickfuckquickfucks November 27, 2019
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Johnny-come-quickly

Also: Johnny-come-early

The opposite of a Johnny-come-lately. A Johnny-come-quickly is someone who is very early to catch on to a trend or stand up to an established social convention, usually the the point where they will be mocked, ridiculed, and possibly even persecuted in their own lifetime. In the end, of course, they are often proven correct, as shown by the eventual acceptance and mainstreamization of their position by Johnnies-come-lately.

While Johnnies-come lately are socially adept enough to pick up on logical cues from the world around them and adapt with the times, Johnnies-come-quickly are guided less by such rational logic and more so by an overwhelming sense of conviction in the truth of their beliefs. A Johnny-come-quickly is by definition extremely courageous because they are taking a position that is extremely unpopular.

Some examples of Johnnies-come-quickly throughout history include the the first people to posit a heliocentric solar system, the first proponents of a round earth, the first people to question the authority of the Church and of religion in general, and the first to take progressive stances on the rights of women and LGBT people.
While he faced ridicule and failure in his own lifetime, Leonardo Da Vinci’s dreams of the seemingly impossible notion of flight were eventually borne out, thus ensuring his pioneering legacy as a true Johnny-come-quickly
by Alex-2598 November 24, 2020
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jam in a quickie

Having quick coitus in a full time table
Hey babe before we go to lunch wanna jam in a quickie
by Mustache cashstash December 13, 2020
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The BBQ Quickie

Sneak off to a private place and pull up your skirt for this summer-friendly sex move
My wife and I went to a boring BBQ and spiced it up with a The BBQ Quickie.
by Thealterboy July 28, 2021
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Holstered too quickly

Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling
Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"
by Bussy.Boy July 26, 2022
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5 for a quickie

5 dollars for the hooker to give you a handjob
Stella works as a hooker and is asking a stranger for 5 for a quickie.
by Djfshdg it s Shakespeare September 18, 2022
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