crunchy queer

A queer that is a bit crunchy,
may have crunchalicious qualities,
never soft.

Look at that queer
Is it crunchy?
No.
Find some crunchy queers,
Like who??
Felix.

by crispityqueer March 7, 2021

Cockroach queer

The pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers that they couldn't kill. Jaded and cynical, brash, often activists by necessity, tend to be older (but not necessarily), definitely battle hardened. From Anthony Oliveira's 2016 tweets:

"oh sorry if we are being unfair unfortunately u guys murdered all the nice gays & now there's just us: the assholes."
"the queers who were nice/patient/gentle all got shot or bullied to death all that's left r me & the other pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers"

Spent my whole queer life fighting for survival, your hate couldn't kill me, I'm fuelled by pure spite and your salty conservative tears, I am a cockroach queer!

by Ani O'brien is a groomer April 5, 2023

captian queer

A fag boy that goes to ur school and wants to fuck the boys

Fuck jeffery he likes the boys he is a captian queer

by Gayfreys queer ass November 15, 2019

Joe Queer

The guitarist and singer for legendary punk band The queers. He probably isn't gay because most of their songs are about chicks.. Oh and by the way, Ursula Finnally Has Tits.

I love Joe Queer's vocals in "Love songs for the retarded" By The Queers

by Stupid over You July 28, 2016

queers queen

In reference to a gay gentlemans' boyfriend, mate, or partner.

In a conversation the other day with my mother I told her about my new queers queen. As a queers queen would say, I love my gentleman.

by Buck Neeley December 6, 2010

Queer View

A gay man subtly observing another gay man who doesn't know he's been seen.

I saw him in my queer view as I walked by.

by Paul Stockford February 26, 2008

smear the queer

A national pastime for everyone but San Fransicans.

Football game where whoever has the ball is the "queer" you you tackle, "smear" the bajebus out of him

Hey! Give the ball to Chris!!

by WaCha McWang December 6, 2003