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Puerto Freakin'

When a guy (puerto rican) is doing a girl missionary with the lights out and a friend sneaks in (non-puerto rican) and stands close to the girls head and then the Puerto Rican turns the light on while the friend continuously belts the girl in the face with his cock. P.S. Some bleeding may occur to her face, if so it is properly executed.
Man the other night Rob and I gave this girl the best Puerto Freakin' she didnt even know what to do!
by B and R August 23, 2007
mugGet the Puerto Freakin'mug.

Puerto Rican Chainsaw

When a person having buttsex gets their dick farted on, then promptly smacks their partner across the face with it.
"when i gave my gym teacher a puerto rican chainsaw, it left a Hitler mustache under his nose."
by butterismylover April 29, 2009
mugGet the Puerto Rican Chainsawmug.

puerto rican pullout

When your having sex with a girl and your about to cum pull out and snort a line off her butt
Yo Jeff do a puerto rican pullout on that bitch!

Dont be a pussy puerto rican pullout that hoe!
by 8o5 September 25, 2013
mugGet the puerto rican pulloutmug.

Puerto Rican Shower

Puerto Rican Shower is a racist assumption of Puerto Rican’s not showering regularly. Why does this page allowed racist pigs to define who Puerto Ricans are, you pieces of shit.
Puerto Rican Shower, only racist pigs came up with this term
by 1Jibara December 17, 2019
mugGet the Puerto Rican Showermug.

Puerto Rican Style

The act of sneaking up behind an unsuspecting player in a First Person Shooter video game, and killing them by shooting them in the ass.
Damn man, Snookpike just gave it to that camper Puerto Rican Style bitch!
by landsharktoddy January 12, 2020
mugGet the Puerto Rican Stylemug.

puerto rican popcorn

When you breakup ramen noodles in the bag, dump flavor powder in and eat them raw.
Puerto Rican popcorn is so quick and easy.
by Joeperfect420 February 6, 2018
mugGet the puerto rican popcornmug.

Puerto Rican Hurricane

When your girl is so drunk she’s on her knees over the toilet bowl puking in exorcist fashion and you sneak behind her, insert into her butthole while grabbing her hair and forcing her head into the bowl.
Dude, she is so drunk....not only am I getting anal, but she’s getting wet. Like a Puerto Rican Hurricane wet!
by RoosterWHMC2 August 18, 2018
mugGet the Puerto Rican Hurricanemug.

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