pubic hair shield

It is when your pubic hair tangles up into a shield if a man is about to be hit in the nads with a heavy object.

Pubic Hair Shield Activate!!!

by Fyshel Stix July 05, 2008

n. pubic hair

Crotch hair; hair covering a human's privates; the bush

Crotch hair in both men and women is natural and can be alluring. Overgrown and totally shaved are turnoffs. A light, neat trim is an enhancement to the area

Tyrone and Brie Ann decided to have a foursome. Neither could get excited over the absence of pubic hair on their partners. Their crotches were totally shaved and waxed and looked childish.

by Richard Black May 01, 2005

Jewish pubic hair

A wiggers that has long curled up hair thats shaved it off recently that now looks like an iguana

Christopher From RBD has major jewish pubic hair

by Ruben Godinez Jr. June 02, 2007

pubic-comb-over

Thinly-veiled and middling-attempt to disguise sexual-history.

-- Granted, Beit Shammai says on a wedding-day you tell the truth, whereas Beit Hillel says you flatter, and we do the latter, but, how to understand Kate Middleton wearing a white-dress at her wedding when she has been living with William for years?!

-- Well, just like in an attempt to hide a small penis, lack of hymen, or embarrassing VD-scars, look at it as a pubic-comb-over.

by sukadog May 15, 2011

pubic chin wig

A beard or goatee, especially one grown by a high school age male.

"Dude, what's with the pubic chin wig?"
"I'm trying to look 21 so I can get into the hot new club."

by bethany bigguns February 05, 2010

Retarded Pubic Hair

Pubic hair hat shoots puss when you touch it. It makes the person with it sing bad.

That guy probably has retarded pubic hairs.

by Daddy-to-your-mom-and-dad-to-u March 11, 2019

PHT - Pubic Hair Theft

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing theft of hairs or fur from the pubic region of humans or animals. PHT (Pubic Hair Theft) is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.1 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with PHT - Pubic Hair Theft, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist July 31, 2012