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Ally of Progress

The opposite of an enemy of progress. A person or group of people who want to see someone prosper. Their main focus is peace and progress not pain and problems. They want people to succeed.
Also known as an AOP
M: What does Ally of Progress mean?

C: It's the opposite of Enemy of progress
by DiliChu July 23, 2022
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Shanker on the prick of progress

interruption of progress as a shanker is a 70s term of a sore from syphilis male genital
We tried to unload the truck but Ed was a shanker on the prick of progress
by John P 5280 August 21, 2010
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progressive ignorance

applying current morals and sociopolitical judgements to situations without considering historical or social context
when a kid says John Lennon is a racist because he wrote a song called “woman is the n word of the world” without recognizing the context and purpose of the vulgar lyric. It’s not that I’m not woke- it’s that you’re being progressively ignorant. (progressive ignorance)
by reneebanana December 23, 2021
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Flo from Progressive

A popular commercial character who is oddly lusted over on the internet. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, to ask about bundling Progressive Home & Auto.
"Flo from Progressive deserves better"
by anonymous August 3, 2022
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Chamber of Progress

The soundstage where the Apple "Crush!" video was filmed.
The Chamber of Progress sure enhanced the creative output of the unpaid intern we hired in place of that team of creatives we laid off.
by ahollowvoicesaysfool June 7, 2024
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button progress

An instance within the Roblox game "Juke's Towers of Hell" where sections in a tower that have already been completed are able to be skipped if the player fails and has to replay some of the tower.
"Aw man, I just failed floor 10. Good thing there's button progress."
by Superluigidummy June 28, 2023
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Progressive Cake

What a company cooks themselves when they shamelessly does something for the sake of appearing diverse for street cred, rather than actually fighting prejudice.
Amber: Woah, insert homophobic corporation here made their logo rainbow for pride month! How diverse and inclusive of them!
Jenny: Don't fool yourself, they are just making themselves some progressive cake.
by Zi7ar21 May 8, 2024
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