Shanker on the prick of progress

interruption of progress as a shanker is a 70s term of a sore from syphilis male genital

We tried to unload the truck but Ed was a shanker on the prick of progress

by John P 5280 August 21, 2010

progressive ignorance

applying current morals and sociopolitical judgements to situations without considering historical or social context

when a kid says John Lennon is a racist because he wrote a song called “woman is the n word of the world” without recognizing the context and purpose of the vulgar lyric. It’s not that I’m not woke- it’s that you’re being progressively ignorant. (progressive ignorance)

by reneebanana December 23, 2021

Progressive metal

Progressive metal is a generally needlessly complicated and unstructured form of music that often makes minimal sense to the majority of metal fans because it can only be appreciated by people with an IQ over 600.

Progressive metal fans often believe they are superior to any fan of any other genre and will generally reject any piece music that isn't at least 20 minutes long with 40 key changes per minute.

Music in 4/4 is like kryptonite to a progressive metal fan and they must be administered dream theatre riffs as an antidote

An easy way to spot a progressive metal fan is to look for the guy who is pissed off at Opeth for dropping the growls yet goes to their shows anyway and yells for them to play Black Rose Immortal. He will also let everyone know that he's mostly there for the support band, who he has known about for ages.

In short, the math nerd of metal

*At an Opeth show*

Friend: Who's that guy *Points at a guy middle aged guy with long hair, glasses and a dream theatre shirt on stood in the middle of the pit looking like a moody teenager*

Me: Oh that's a progressive metal guy, he actually hates this band because their music is too simple

Friend: So why's he here if he hates them?

Me: Oh it's happening, look at him now

Prog metal guy: I HATE YOU GUYS WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO THE WAY YOU WERE YOU BETTER PLAY BLACK ROSE IMMORTAL RIGHT NOW OR I'M OUT OF HERE.

Friend: Wow

by Crilbus January 27, 2019

tall in progress

Somebody who is short but is working up to their tallness.

“Dang she’s really short dude.”

“Nah, she’s just tall in progress”

“Ohhhh”

by Itbeme September 24, 2017

progressive nazi

Far left intolerant people, oppressors, antisemitic, not interested in facts and history, choosing selective facts and propaganda

The progressive nazi prevented Jews from entering the building.

The progressive nazi shouted down someone teaching history because the facts were against his propaganda.

by MrBigSpoon July 24, 2024

Progress King

Someone who makes a lot of progress towards getting into a relationship

Zac is a Progress King.

by Glabgolabgalab December 8, 2021

Sassive-progressive

In psychology, sassive-progressive behavior is characterized by a persistent intolerance of other individuals who can't take a hint or perhaps they constantly badger and/or annoy you.

Her sassy remark to the store clerk was a sure sign of sassive-progressive behavior. The clerk will no longer comment on her hair bun, that's for damn sure.

by MattyDM October 17, 2015