Professional Yard Sale Associate

A term referring to Hispanic women over the age of thirty who spend the weekday gathering a host of useless trinkets and trash from the neighborhood thrift stores, and then selling them in a yard sale on the weekend. These women consider this to be their profession, though not profitable.

Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.

Why does every house across the railroad tracks have a yard sale EVERY weekend?

Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.

by The collectiveish September 7, 2010

professionally unprofessional

Used to describe someone who is very good at being mediocre.

John did not get a raise at his job due to being professionally unprofessional .

by CowmanFTW April 15, 2016

cock professor

One who is renowned for their vast experience with BJs.

"She's gonna be my cock professor, studyin' my dick"

by monkeybatter December 3, 2007

the world's oldest profession

slang for prostitution

That skanky woman standing under the street light is probably working in the world's oldest profession.

by Mamdfm May 12, 2015

professor

Usually an arrogant person who hates America

Joe: Hey Professor I have a question for you.

Professor: ok

Joe: Are you a communist or a socialist?

by hayden29 May 15, 2011

Professorial

Someone who approaches hot real life issues in an analytical, absorbed, and abstract manner.

Don´t come to me with your Psychology 101 bullshit!... This is a real-life-issue. Your only son just came out of the closet. Get a grip and stop being so professorial.

by rperazag June 19, 2010

Professor Meowingtons

The Most amazing cat that ever lived. He is the reason why deadmau5 is a deadmau5. He is also known to be better then keyboard cat.

Professor Meowingtons is creeping around the house...

by Skrillmau5 July 24, 2011