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The Procrastinator
Verb
(the pro-cras-tin-a-tor)
A post-coital activity where a male finds himself relunctant to exit the spent orifice due to the excessive cum-fort , the male often holds on to this moment by distracting the female with a decoy.
To successfully perform the procrastinator, one might need to be equipped with a vivid imagination (e.g. 'Babe! I can't move because the fairy godmother told me not to'), a certain sense of cynicism (e.g. Babe! I can't move coz the condom is about to break) or physical characteristics (the obese are at an advantage here, as the women will not be able to push them off).
(the pro-cras-tin-a-tor)
A post-coital activity where a male finds himself relunctant to exit the spent orifice due to the excessive cum-fort , the male often holds on to this moment by distracting the female with a decoy.
To successfully perform the procrastinator, one might need to be equipped with a vivid imagination (e.g. 'Babe! I can't move because the fairy godmother told me not to'), a certain sense of cynicism (e.g. Babe! I can't move coz the condom is about to break) or physical characteristics (the obese are at an advantage here, as the women will not be able to push them off).
Example of The Procrastinator 1:
Female: ehhh... i think were done...
Male: I love you! (if said for the first time, this allows for maximal residence time in the spent orifice, with the added bonus of hugs and kisses)
Example The Procrastinator 2:
Female: Babe that was great!
(30 second wait)
Male: I...
(30 second wait)
Male:Know...
(30 second wait)
Male:Your...
(30 second wait)
Male: Eyes...
(30 second wait)
Male:Look...
(30 second wait)
Male:Beautiful
(30 second wait)
Example The Procrastinator 3:
Female:....
Female:....
Female:....
Male: Those roofies work wonders!
Female: ehhh... i think were done...
Male: I love you! (if said for the first time, this allows for maximal residence time in the spent orifice, with the added bonus of hugs and kisses)
Example The Procrastinator 2:
Female: Babe that was great!
(30 second wait)
Male: I...
(30 second wait)
Male:Know...
(30 second wait)
Male:Your...
(30 second wait)
Male: Eyes...
(30 second wait)
Male:Look...
(30 second wait)
Male:Beautiful
(30 second wait)
Example The Procrastinator 3:
Female:....
Female:....
Female:....
Male: Those roofies work wonders!
The Procrastinator by Its-going-to-be-a-thing! May 5, 2011
Procrastination Sex
Procrastination Sex by MasturbatingBear April 13, 2010
Poopcrastinate
When you are doing work/homework and you go to the bathroom for a really long time to procrastinate on your work.
Mom: "What are you doing! Your supposed to be doing homework"
Me: "I'm in the bathroom!"
Mom: "Oh, stop, don't poopcrastinate."
Me: "I'm in the bathroom!"
Mom: "Oh, stop, don't poopcrastinate."
Poopcrastinate by MeredithBVB December 15, 2012
poocrastinate
Delaying defecation until it becomes more urgent than whatever one is currently doing, often resulting in a clenched sprint to the toilet
Mary poocrastinated while finishing the knitting of her new sweater's sleeve. With a sudden loss of control, she threw down the knitting and flew to the bathroom, trying her best to keep the turtle from sticking its head out further.
poocrastinate by B Knox April 29, 2008
procrastination
Best and worst way to get through college!
Procrasitating eventually catches up with you. But dammit, only a momentary satisfaction.
Describes those who cannot see the benefits of fun later, versus now.
Procrasitating eventually catches up with you. But dammit, only a momentary satisfaction.
Describes those who cannot see the benefits of fun later, versus now.
Procrastination is a way of life for most students (unless they're anal retentive)
Procrastination rocks!
Procrastination rocks!
procrastination by Procrastinator April 24, 2004
procrastibate
procrastibate by minirollsrule May 2, 2010