neuro-net processor

A learning computer, preferably a Gateway. Typically possessed by robotic police officers in search of John Connor. Cybernetic organisms frequently utilize this processor in order to murder the most amount of people possible.

I'm Detective Jon Kimble! My CPU is a neuro-net processor, a learning computer!

by suppan November 23, 2003

Procrapstination

Taking time before an important task to enjoy the simple pleasures of a long crap.

"procrapstination always gets in the way of my studies, less tacobell and I would probably be able to get more work done" -Frederick Douglas

by Leeskeez July 7, 2011

5 step process

A step system to anally fucking a girl, start with our smallest finger and work your way to the biggest finger. finally you ram the hell out of her ass with your dick!

Kyle: yo have you fucked your girl in the ass yet?
Jimmy: naw she thinks it will hurt to much.
Kyle: have you tried the 5 step process yet?
Jimmy: damn, i didnt think of doing that.

by adam wayne bitch September 22, 2009

Proce

noun: this term refers to a typo in a text message.

Ignore that last proce. What I meant to say was....

by Pricemaster September 9, 2020

process tech

Someone who wasn’t intelligent enough to be an engineer. Also known as a “pretendgineer”

I wish we had some real engineers instead of all these process techs.

by Billyblanksbody October 14, 2021

sencillo proceder

A Latin-rock band that has a traditional Latin folklore sound with a hint of modern rock. Bands that influence them are: Mana,Jimmy Eat World, Enanitos Verdes, Thursday and more.

"Dude! Sencillo proceder rocks!!!!!"

by Dano December 14, 2004

penis prober

Adj; A male who has a tendency to place his genitalia in unusual places.

Last night some guy got his junk stuck in one of the jacuzzi jets, what a penis prober.

by scorepex July 11, 2007