Profitology

The art of manipulating one person to do the work of two people, while receiving the same pay as one.

One example of profitology; A company decides to layoff employees to improve productivity. Therefore, one employee is laid off, and their workload is added to a remaining employees workload. The remaining employee now works twice as hard, for the same pay. This allows the employer to gain more profits, and pay themselves even larger bonuses.

by AspenNomad August 5, 2010

Protit

The term used when a woman whips out a titty to distract and or hide her bullshit argument/ Lack of personality

-Hey where's my sandwich?

-Make your own damn sandwich

-I will as soon as you get off that ass and do something around the house.

-.........

-protit-

.......

so is that a maybe on the sandwich?

by RE360 April 4, 2011

prolite

Prolite is the form of politeness that is only warranted when the actor must maintain a spirit of professionalism. It's that special version of polite that service sector employees are forced to give to terrible people who decided to walk into their store on that day

Portmanteau of:
professional + polite = prolite

Hairdressers are often forced to be prolite to excruciatingly awful customers

by Kly September 20, 2015

fornication probation

fornication probation is that of being prevented or suspended from the act of having sex usually in regards to that of being in a relationship and the female is going through menstruation but is not limited to just couples can also be used in refering to singles such as having a herpes outbreak

she has been placed on fornication probation due to the fact that her man sprained the ligaments in his penis falling down the stairs with an erection

by herpes_love April 2, 2011

evil kinevel profit

When in an accident, the total insurance cash payout is MORE than the vehicle was purchased for.

example

4500 down payment

3600 loan payments

3400 remaining on loan

insurance payout:

12,800 total

"Dude, I bought the bike for 9 grand and insurance paid me an Evil Kinevel profit of 12.5 grand when I wrecked it!"

by blackbirdblackwolf May 24, 2009

ProFit

The act of being either Professionally Fit or Wealthy, in most cases both.

"Oh my god Tom, did you see that guy?"
"Yes Michael, he was indeed ProFit!"

by Grassette Films. December 4, 2009

Profit?

A mostly-friendly way to challenge someone, asking "What's in it for me?" or "Why would I want to do that?"

A: Smell this.

B: Profit?

A: Oh, Never mind.

by DML November 11, 2010