Primus

Experiencing connection difficulties during a gaming session thus insinuating one has shit connection. Symptoms: Lag, delay, disconnection and sudden bursts of anger from the connectee.

Club Captain: fuck sake Dellis! Why have you not passed that.

Dellis: Argh I did, I have fucking delay!

Club member: Don't blame it on your Primus connection you greedy bastard.

Dellis: Fuck off Danny

by Jeebel May 17, 2017

Primus

Root Word Pri-mus

1) to rule in a supreme way 2) fist among the lot 3) a Family Originating in Granada who's offspring covers that Island, dang it i'm Juanell 1L Primus, and i can't even travel there in fear i might marry a cousin my grand dad had 52 children and his farther 35 i'm crap out of luck over there

the smith family rules in a most amazing way, almost like Primus

by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010

prius

a prank involving shitting in an empty soda can and making an unsuspecting person drink it.

*sip*
WHAT THE FUCK!? someone gave me a prius when I wasn't looking!

by weird nerd January 9, 2011

Prinus

A man who purchases a small or compact car, usually a hybrid, that is secure with the size of his member.

(The opposite of a man buying an expensive, flashy or otherwise over-the-top vehicle to make up for a small penis)

Corey still drives his '02 hybrid, he must have a huge Prinus

by chiptune March 4, 2011

Priusing

Verb - The act of driving a Toyota Prius. To Prius is to choose to drive a Toyota Prius over another vehicle with equal or lesser gas mileage. Most commonly used in reference to a daily commute.

Did you take the S5 today so we can take it to lunch? No, I am Priusing.

by JCeezle September 3, 2011

Priusaurus

Any of the older (pre-2011) models of Toyota Prius hybrids. Non-plug-in, older style sedans, etc. qualify.

"Wow, Dad! Did you see that the neighbors got a new 2012 plug-in Prius?!?" "Yeah, our 2007 is such a priusaurus..."

by DanGarPrius June 28, 2012

don't be so Prius

Pinned-out tree hugging of the feel-good kind, no knowledge of or interest in the reality of the situation (like, take your eyes off the MPG-o-meter and focus on getting where you're going and see what sort of milage you get. And lets not talk about what happens when those huge and expensive batteries die about the time most cars are getting broken in)

Oblivious Person: blah blah blah plug in car blah blah green blah
Blivious Person: Don't be so Prius. Where do you think the frigging electricity comes from, idiot?
Oblivious Person: but blah blah blah green blah blah

by kurcules August 7, 2011