Post-Holiday Depression (PHD)

When one becomes depressed as the fun of the holidays comes to an end and everyone has to return to their boring, everyday lives.

Often goes hand-in-hand with christmas tight.

Bob: "What is Steve's problem?"

Sue: "I think he has a severe case of Post-Holiday Depression (PHD). I heard him crying when his co-workers in the next cubicle were talking about their holiday vacations.

by hahaidontgetit January 6, 2010

post-finale depression

feeling down after your favorite tv show has ended its run or a season.
it can be used as post-(show name) depression

I marathoned Skins last weekend and now I've got Post-skins depression.

I just saw the Tenth Doctor's final episode, now I've got Post-Ten depression

Last weeks all the shows I was watching ended so now I've got post-finale depression

by okelay October 27, 2010

Post-Good

The idea that something extremely or "awesomely" bad will garner a bigger reaction and more attention than something traditionally considered "good."

The idea of of "bad" in this context is flexible and refers to something that is easily criticized or parodied.

This is seen as a subconscious movement that takes advantage of the recently changed dynamic between critic and media.

I'm really into post-good music and TV, like Rebecca Black and Jersey Shore.

by theylive April 17, 2011

Mile Post Club

Getting it while on a train. The railroad version of the Mile High Club. Taken from the term "mile post," the railroad equivalent of highway mile markers. Applies to intercity and commuter trains (Amtrak, Metra, Metro North, etc.).

1. I joined the milepost club on the Amtrak train to New York last night.
2. Sex life dull and boring? Try riding the train and joining the mile post club.
3. You've banged 3 girls on a plane? Well, I banged 7 girls on Amtrak on one train trip from New York to LA. The benefits of being a member of the mile post club.
4. I never had time to pursue my sexual fantasies before I joined the mile post club. Now I get it every night on my commute on Metra from Chicago to Homewood.

by Lumberjack93 May 26, 2011

post load depression

After you have Intercourse when an unfamiliar stranger and blow your load. Immediately after blowing that load depression kicks in and you begin to re-evaluate your life

I finally got with that tinder chick, the post load depression was unreal

by Shaffdaddy April 19, 2018

Post Body

A phrase used on 4chan’s fitness board, asking someone to back up their statement with a photo of their physique.

Anon 1: personally I think deadlifts are the best exercise
Anon 2: deadlifts are complete trash, you’re gonna hurt yourself
Anon 1: post body

by Trengod September 28, 2019

This post will not age well

Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term

This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse

by ♥🗺☠ March 9, 2021