Functional Poor

This word defines a certain catergory of people*, who can afford to go to school abroad and go on vacation every year, but are poor.

*Not to be mistaken for rich or working-class.

“Oh Yusuf? Yea, he goes to school abroad and has a vacation every year, but don’t worry, he’s functional poor.”

by assstrroo October 5, 2018

Poor Pirate

A girl who has a lot of booty but no chest.

Those Brazilian porn star girls are some serious poor pirates!

by Socr8s August 26, 2012

Poor Moon

Inexpensive beer which is light in character, mixed with orange juice, preferably without pulp

poor moon...PBR, take a sip, pour Everfresh OJ in the top

by bshy October 2, 2013

Poor claw

A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.

I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Claw instead!

by jaybirdlaw December 1, 2020

crypto-poor

Having a large amount of money in crypto currency, but refusing to take any of it out of one’s crypto wallet, in fear of not making more money.

He’s crypto-poor. He has a million in doge but lives in a shoebox apartment.

by DazzyTheMermaid May 17, 2021

Prada poor

A person who dresses in very expensive clothes but still manages to look like a skint hipster or your average basement dweller.

An upmarket version of what poor people look like.

- I can't believe Allen actually paid 400 bucks for that ripped torn hoodie.

- Yeah, he's so Prada poor.

by Suntoryboss June 19, 2013

Poor Lupin

a full moon. Reference to Remus Lupin in the Harry Potter series who is a werewolf. When the moon is full, he transforms, which is said to be painful, so when you see a full moon, you say "poor lupin". can also be used at a noun i.e. instead of saying "there's a full moon tonight," you'd say, "there's a poor lupin tonight". Sort of the opposite of a Lucky Lupin (crescent moon)

bob: Wow! look at the full moon, it's bright!
joe: yeah, but poor Lupin
or
bob: I really hope there's a poor Lupin tomorrow for the camping trip!

by potter>twilight July 16, 2010