Pookey

Hawaiian word for penis

"My pookey's huge" or "I put my pookey in her mouth"

by Kaniela June 11, 2006

Pooned

To have sex with someone

"I pooned him last night"

by cheesylee March 29, 2010

Pooker

A person who is randomly in the back of your photo. (not meant to be there.) The person could be just there or making a face. - Creeper.

Person#1: That was a awesome photo!
Person#2: Yea, but look at that pooker behinde you. Creepy.

ruined photo

by Pooker-In-Your-Photo January 16, 2011

pooned

1)pooned :when someone taunts someones misfortune.
2)poon:when one makes fun of ones stupidity.

1)'ohh no i lost!'
'haha , pooned !!!!'

2)'oh know i lost my toothbrush , i am such a poon.'

by Ellaisthebest April 21, 2009

Pooted

A more retarded way of saying Pooped.

girl 1: I pooted on your lawn!
girl 2: I'm calling the cops!

by JeanieXO October 20, 2009

pooned

"pooned" should never be used as a substitue for "owned." Saying "pwned" is dumb enough. "Poon" is really and abbreviation of the slang term "poontang." "Poontang" has been around since the 70's. "Poon," in slang terms, refers to a woman's sexual organs, especially when refering to finding a way to have intercourse with said organs. "Tang," in slang terms, refers to the act of sexual intercourse.

"Poon" also is defined as the act of hitting something with a harpoon. However, that is a bit archaic.

"Dude, I got so much poon at the party."

or

"I need to get some poon so badly."

"pooned" is not a real word and therefore I have no example of it. You can't make a noun past tense...

by Noodlemonkey May 18, 2006

Pooker

A pooker is a another term for a crackhead or a methead who usually has scabs and cheap clothes if any at all

James"hey Dave see that fucking pooker over there shooting up."

Dave"fuckin pookers all over the streets crackin out its narsty. Let's jump him."

James"Dave you actual moron that pooker will stab us with his hiv positive needles you autistic downy!"

by The dagnerous faggot himself June 22, 2017