Wrinkle Pounding

Titty fucking an old lady and using her loose skin as a condom

Im gonna go wrinkle pound your grandma.

by Andy K May 16, 2004

Chest Pounding

1)Doing an action for the sole purpose of being a show off

2)Trying to outmatch someone else

Those 2 and their chest pounding annoy me, always showing off trying to out do the other.

by Æl June 18, 2016

pounding mochi

A slang term for fornicating with a japanese woman/s

Looks like I'm pounding mochi tonight!

by Robert Shanks December 18, 2009

Pending Paranoia Request

A mental Facebook Friend Request you have for someone but won't send it. You get paranoid that they don't like you because they have not requested to be your friend first, so you avoid sending them a friend request all together.But it doesn't stop there, you still think about sending them a friend request if you guys had a great conversation or they seem to really like you, BUT you still avoid sending the friend request. Why? Because you don't want to deal with the awkwardness of them denying your friend request. Because then that will just prove they don't like you, and you see them everyday and that would make things incredibly awkward, causing you to be even more paranoid when you see them.

Person 1"I have known David for a year, I see him everyday, but I haven't sent him a friend request."
Person 2"Just send it, it's not a big deal."
Person 1"Ya but what if he denies it?"
Person 2"Oh ya true, that would make things really awkward."
Person 1"What the hell do I do? I Fucking paranoid!"
Person 2"Just don't send it."
Person 1"OK, back to square one."
Person 2"You have what I like to call a pending paranoia request. It's very common, you're not alone. You can get help for it."

by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011

pea podding

gathering a group of people and sticking as many as you can in a sleeping bag and seeing what happens.

julian pea podded with several hot chicks.

keith once went pea podding with his nana

by keithdabeast October 21, 2010

poncing

Used by a British friend of mine in the sense of dawdling, especially, engaging in displacement activities to avoid the task at hand.

Stop poncing about and get back to work.

by FloridaWordsmith March 3, 2014

cock pounding

intense masturbation making a lot of noise

I was giving myself a vigorous cock pounding

by clitlickericious December 15, 2008