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free stuff please

something a noob will say over and over until your heart explodes on runescape
"HI IM A NUBBLET C@N I PLES! HAVE FR33 ST00F PLz0rs"
by like ill ever tell ;) July 14, 2004
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Peussie Club

Ten years ago Princess Peussie created the Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hill, PA. Within a week after its opening, it was known as "the house of sin", "the academy of perverts" and run by her secretary, Ms. Mary Mount. Since that time Peussie clubs have been formed throughout the USA, Europe and Japan, notorious for strange rituals, depraved activities and the worship of The Princess and her one gay consort, Jordan Solo Man. Today the clubs are infamous, have gone underground, and thrive in parts of the world. Affiliated with any Peussie Club are the Sarah Palin enema clubs run by Presdient Mojo (originally of the Academy in Chestnut Hill).
"When I realized my husband had been a member of a Peussie Club, I went to the police who just laughed and said that my husband should get a divorce".
Last year around Xmas Time, our local Peussie Club here in Greeley, Colorado had a "Dance Around the Xmas Tree' Party with such highlights as "enema songs", experimental porno films, "Dancing with the Retards", etc. It was closed down by the local sheriff.
Peussie Clubs make Fight Clubs look like kindergarten dildo-tag events!
by RobertJakcson July 1, 2011
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Nigel, please

The equivalent to the infamous African-American expression for white people.
"Dude, you don't even know how hot she was."
"Nigel, please. Get a job."
by Frank Caron March 28, 2008
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Please

a polite way for people to ask you to do their dirty work for them.
person #1: can you please get me a cup of water?
person #2: fuck off, bitch!
by Jojo_T March 20, 2019
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When you eat a full bag of Doritos and finger a girl’s butthole.
“Dude, I just tried the Two Cheese “Thank You Please”!
by Zach3850 October 16, 2019
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Ho Please

A sort of alternate retort accompanying Bitch Please to use on females. Trick Please also works quite well.
"Nigga! Your hair ain't shit and your car ain't shit either!"
"Tsss...Ho Please!"
by TFE July 26, 2006
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pleased as punch

“I’m pleased as punch that I won the competition!”
by momentaralee May 7, 2008
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