Playa Plague [Wook Flu]

The post-festival illness which results from both an excess and deprivation of everything.

“Hey man, how was the festival?”

“It was mind-blowingly magical dude, but my throat is raspy, my nose flip-flops between clogged and runny, i’m so tired I could sleep for days and my body aches like it’s been hit by a truck. I think I’ve got Playa Plague Wook Flu “.

“Yep, that’s Wook Flu alright. Always the benchmark of a good time.”

by Silkythefairy February 13, 2020

The 3 plagues of social work

Homeless, drugs and mental illness, the 3 major challenges of social work in North America.

The 3 plagues of social work are known by their acronym HDMI.

by Sexydimma June 12, 2021

Avoid Pi Like the Plague

An ill-advised mantra math-anxious folks unquestionably take to heart on hearing it from negative or unhelpful people, who are only contaminating the minds of their listeners with fake mathematical information.

To tell someone to avoid pi like the plague is like telling them that π is a rational number because it can be expressed as the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter.

by MathPlus November 6, 2021

avoid like the fucking plague

The plague was a deadly disease. If you got infected by the bacteria, you would die. Obviously you don't want to die. So if you avoid something like you would avoid the plague the plague, you really, really try to avoid it.

That man I avoid like the fucking plague.

by Foxyflower September 24, 2015

dildonicly plagued

When someone continuously shows traits being a dildo. Everything they do and say is Dildonic.

You are one dildonicly plagued person.

by Budda 73 December 19, 2014

bubonic plague

said bbiubonic, don't be a peasant, it is believed "the plague" by foolish nomanclature, to be actually trichinosis or dissentary and the only known cause of death for starvation
though it will kill you in highest doses of poison
so there was, shaking posture, darty paranoia and a belief in sycosis giving you power, so plagued 'methhead' classical behaviour, and the tearing of one's own skin

I thought he was a fink he couldn't stop talking about the biubonic plague like we all knew what 'the plague' meant, and like he wanted to say it a bunch, i said "bubonic plague?" and he looked at me and he said, "Obviously.." so whAt?

by Setsuko Kaguya December 11, 2018

Plague Doctoring

Stuffing a womans private area with herbs and flowers to reduce the odor, similar to how Plague Doctors stuffed their masks to cover the smell of dead bodies.

"I had to do some Plague Doctoring with my date last night".

by Eady The Sweetie September 26, 2025