Pignition

When you fuck a fat girl so hard she vomits on you.

It took a good 20 minutes with Noreen but eventually it reached pignition.

by growharder July 10, 2010

cemetery picnic

To engage in a sexual act with another living human being in a morbid setting such as a cemetery.

"I met her in the graveyard and we had a cemetery picnic..."

by Ladd Smith November 3, 2007

Tijuana Picnic

When two people, upon realizing that continuing a night out with drunken psychopath(s) could turn into a murderous nightmare, much like the city of Tijuana, abandon said psychopath(s) to embark on a far less dangerous, yet highly enjoyable experience, much like a picnic. This term is particularly relevant when the name of the bar to which said two people escape is called Tijuana Picnic, and even more so when said two people order tequila at this bar, even if they don’t drink it.

We were pretty sure we would die if we stayed with Aadhar as he berated our cab driver with racial slurs at 2 AM, so we just ended up pulling a Tijuana Picnic.

by foshololo March 28, 2015

the forbidden picnic

a sexual act pioneered by Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter in which two men hold a third partner betwixt the two, suspended from their erect penises, and begin to cartwheel simultaneously in the same direction.

Hey man, did you see that picture of Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter giving Max Weinberg The Forbidden Picnic?

by sconniestyle September 8, 2011

picnic

A code word for eating a girl out

"girl we sho had a picnic last night!!!!!!"

by dat_sexi_1 December 26, 2007

picnic crotch

Infeldian term for horniness

i.e. My crotch is having a picnic.
i.e. I'm having picnic crotch.
i.e. Shut up you crotch pinic, no I will not eat out of your picnic basket!

by Picnic Crotch-stein September 17, 2004

Nigerian Picnic

When I the woman fills her vagina with jelly and the man covers his penis with peanut butter. Then after they finish screwing the PB & J is scooped out onto bread and eaten.

-Dude im so horny rite now, i could totally go for a Nigerian Picnic

by wooden_didlos_at_camp July 12, 2010