Somebody in a relationship who secretly masturbates to porn instead of making love to their partner. They have disloyal hands.
Peter performed disloyal proximal phalanges activities when he went and tossed off in the toilet instead of making love to his girlfriend.
by Milandra September 29, 2011
Get the Disloyal Proximal Phalanges mug.One who has a low sense of security. Phallic narcissist feel that the only people they can communicate with are people only as brilliant as they are. they tend to befriend people with gifts of intelligence only to extend there reputation.
Exhibitionism and trying to feel 'manly', are common traits. A phallic narcissist, therefore, may tend to wear abercrombie & fitch or tight fitting clothes to exemplify muscles when, in fact, they look weak. They also drive automobiles, preferably with or around women, at excessive and unnecessary speeds to feel a sense of power.
Phallic narcissists need material desires at any cost. While their image is of perfection, the average person will perceive them as abnormal.
Rich, handsome people with money to spend tend to become phallic narcissists.
A strong desire for material needs may be fulfilled. But true happiness with friends and loved ones remains absent.
Exhibitionism and trying to feel 'manly', are common traits. A phallic narcissist, therefore, may tend to wear abercrombie & fitch or tight fitting clothes to exemplify muscles when, in fact, they look weak. They also drive automobiles, preferably with or around women, at excessive and unnecessary speeds to feel a sense of power.
Phallic narcissists need material desires at any cost. While their image is of perfection, the average person will perceive them as abnormal.
Rich, handsome people with money to spend tend to become phallic narcissists.
A strong desire for material needs may be fulfilled. But true happiness with friends and loved ones remains absent.
student 1: hey look at jared, he's so ripped with his six pack, i feel like shit because i cant sport abercrombie the way he does...
Student 2: Please, that's exactly what that phallic narcissist wants you to feel. he's just sad because of his small penis.
Student 2: Please, that's exactly what that phallic narcissist wants you to feel. he's just sad because of his small penis.
by redzone1 March 26, 2009
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Person 2: Well. That was phailtastimongical.
Person 2: Well. That was phailtastimongical.
by 3jakUL8or G8or April 22, 2009
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by Zagaloo November 25, 2009
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Get the phallicookie mug.OMG, last night during foreplay he phalanginaed me so hard I had to take some advil and sit on an ice pack. Obviously I didn't go back for the big fuck.
by Reetzy January 21, 2011
Get the Phalangina mug.1. A douche-bag alpha male.
2. Meat-headed moron male.
3. Muscly idiot who tries to intimidate / impress people with his big muscles and shiny shirt.
2. Meat-headed moron male.
3. Muscly idiot who tries to intimidate / impress people with his big muscles and shiny shirt.
"Oh fuck, look at that phallic mallet who just walked in with his retard friends, now all the bitches are gonna bounce and this place will be a sausage fested ghost town -- let's jet too before they get some Jager Bombs in them and start requesting AC/DC."
by G Laz! August 29, 2011
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