Phantom Planet

Californiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! !

Californiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! !

by ELyse October 30, 2004

phantom braker

driver who continuously hits his brakes with absolutely nothing in front of him. May be associated with obsessive/compulsive disorder.

I would have been at the titty bar an hour earlier if I could have rammed the phantom braker in front of me off the road.

by Ya Momz May 3, 2005

phantom nut

the act of telling your partner your gonna cum, and then spitting on your partners back, and as they turn around blowing your load in there eyes, blinding them and taking off into the night.

1. Last night i met some whore at the bar and then gave her a phantom nut and made off with her car.

2. Who knows, what fear lurks in the heart of women, only the Phantom Nut knows.

by blueberry bandit July 28, 2008

Phantom Nut Syndrome

Sensation that an amputated or otherwise missing testicle is still attached to the scrotum

For many years after that voracious squirrel chewed his left testicle off, Matt frequently had to check into the ER because of his phantom nut syndrome

by Hungry Squirrel January 20, 2009

fecal phantom

The act of pooping on objects with out being seen. Mostly done solo and in conjunction with a night of hard drinking. Spots hit roofs of cars, ash trays, top of mailbox, counter tops, jean pockets. ect....

Some one took a crap on the roof of my car last night. The fecal phantom struck again.

by Bob Oso April 20, 2006

chocolate phantom

The act of taking a sloppy, wet shit, possibly diarreha, then, without wiping, while your friends (up to 7) are asleep, using the palms of their hands instead of toilet paper to wipe your ass with. Symptoms include pink eye, morning sickness, and poor hygene.

friend one: 'wakes up and rubs eyes' "Eww dude what the fuck who the hell used my hands as an ass wipe?!?!" friend two: "Oh my fucking lord who the hell is responsible for this?!?!" You: "I have no idea, someone did it to me also but i washed my hands this morning, must have been the chocolate phantom."

by The Chocolate Phantom June 26, 2010

gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm

This is a profanation used under only the most extreme circumstances. For use when real words simply aren't expressive enough to describe the total unfettered shit that happened just now.

"Holy fucking shit!"
"Oh my fucking god!"
"gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm!"

by Ultimastrike October 7, 2004