A big fat gout scratcher who has intercourse with pigs and eat all of their food. He always makes fun of dwarfs because he is over 5 ft also he likes to spank baboon ass because in his words "it was asking for my courn". He also has a super hot model of a mom who is dating a total master blaster named Joseph, every night Joseph gives Peytons mom his sloppy joe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). also Peyton tries to steal crushes because he likes porn.
Peyton Cornhole: hey i was talking to your crush ealier and i think i nailed her
anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong
Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*
anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong
Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*
by GuyDatingPeytonsHotMom September 03, 2020
by Swaggy J October 20, 2014
An incredible 11 year old YouTuber who makes all kinds of videos but mostly Roblox and Gacha Club. She makes Royale High videos weekly. She’s really kind to her fans. As of December 2, 2020, she has 820 subscribers, 115 TikTok followers, and 260 Instagram followers. She’s very funny and beautiful.
by Peyton’s Popular Page Fan December 02, 2020
Member of pbr that left his home in Alabama to avoid the hurricane, but wouldn't give certain people his matrix if he died, just because they like Tennessee
by coolrazer October 27, 2004
by bambikippen March 07, 2019
After Superbowl 48, Peyton Maning had received a pink sock, which forms after hard un lubed anal rape when the organs pile out of the bloody asshole, the size of Missouri from the Seattle defense.
by hoffmandoe February 03, 2014
To lull someone (like say the Chargers) into a false sense of security and then tear out their heart and serve it to them with a tall glass of "sit the fuck down". See also Chuck Norris
Peyton Manning post game conference.
Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."
Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."
by BFTQID October 16, 2012