Persian Jewish

1)One of the richest and to some extend smartest groups of American society

2)The majority of students currently attending UCLA
1)Arash bought a new BMW ,just after he got his bachelors,.
2)No wonder you got to UCLA right after high school, you are Persian Jewish
by kyle101 October 24, 2007
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Persian Groucho

Similar to Persian sunglasses. The act involves waiting until someone has fallen asleep (usu. through intoxication) Then, in order to perform the act, another person positions themselves above the sleeping party, and dropping their testicles over the sleepers eyes, with their penis laying down over the nose. Therefore resembling the iconic "Groucho Marx" disguise.
Conor: I heard Pete was tellin' everyone about that thing.

James: Yeah.

Conor: So I went one step further; and gave him a Persian Groucho, when he fell asleep.
by Gazuba January 24, 2010
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Persian rug

A man of usually Persian descent who has excessive body hair, especially on the back, almost imitative of a Persian rug. Also known as a "magic carpet" and less commonly called an "Iranian rug."
That Persian rug is better left with a shirt on his back.
by pr. November 16, 2007
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persian nigga

Total oxymoron! There are no black people in Iran.
Man A: "Why do you think your parents are liars?"

Man B: "First they told me about Santa, then the Easter bunny, but once I heard about the "persian nigga" I knew everything they said was bullshit"
by Gianfranco23 August 14, 2009
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fuckin persians

A non specific slur generalizing all people of a brown skin tone.
A general hatred for all people of Indo-European decent, any shade inbetween black and white not including the two sides of the scale e.g. paki's
To put someone down, to call them weak and underprivileged.
I hate those fuckin persians- said by a moron that cant decipher between race's.

to someone who lives on the street and eats bubblegum out of bins- look at that fuckin persian.
by burka burners yo August 28, 2009
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Persian Mask

When a guy puts his asshole on another guys lips
While I was sleeping Ricky gave me a persian mask!
by WillDanJosh November 15, 2008
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