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Patient Zero Day

As "Patient Zero" refers to the first known infected case in a zombie plague, Patient Zero Day is the celebration of the coming of the first ever zombie- that zombie is Jesus Christ. (Patient Zero Day is Easter).
"Happy Patient Zero Day! Did the bunny give you chocolate eggs?"
by seepyseedy March 31, 2013
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Patience

A wonderful girl with brown hair and green eyes. She is incredibly intelligent, often in the top of her class and is very charismatic, often helping everyone out and joins as many clubs as she can. She is so amazing, gorgeous, incredibly talented with a zest for life. She always doubts herself, but will slowly gain confidence with the help of her friends and the people who support her. If you break her heart, she will personally make sure you suffer and will make sure her heartbreak does not show at all.

It is also one of the seven virtues in the Bible.
Patience is so smart, I wish I could be like her!

Patience is one of the seven virtues along with charity, hope, etc...
by 。。。 October 2, 2020
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Patient Zero

The 1st person infected by a zombie plague starting the zombie apocalypse/end of times. reffering to a mass infection of a populace either by a secret operation or misshap. This "zombie plague" swamps normal military and law enforcement organizations, leading to the panicked collapse of civilian society until only isolated pockets of survivors remain, scavenging for food and supplies in a world reduced to a pre-industrial hostile wilderness also known as Z day.
becky was the first infected with the virus...she's patient zero. lets kill that bitch.

see:Night of the living dead, zombieland, left for dead, 28 days later

The most effective way to contain the rise of the undead is to hit hard and hit often.
by iheartgravediggers January 23, 2011
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Patio

Most often used to describe an outdoor area at a restaurant or drinking establishment, the lack of which is often constantly lamented by some twats until everyone is sick of listening to them and you have to find somewhere that has one.
Shut the fuck up, Jay, there's no patio within 2 miles of here.
by SleeperStew July 10, 2017
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a patient

a person with mental issue of some kind.....or is socially inept.

as in, 'don't bother with him - he's a patient'

(originated in UK prisons during the early 1980's and is in wide use inside today)
I'd stray away from him - he's a patient .

'he's on medication - he's a patient'.
by thecleaner June 21, 2018
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Patience

A truly wonderful person until she feels like she has "had enough" or "just can't handle being in a relationship". She will break your heart if you let her have too much of it. But you will miss her everyday when she is not standing by your side or in your arms. She deserves everything and nothing.
Guy: Patience is a cool person!
Ex-Boyfriend: Well until she rips your heart out of your chest!
by fluffykitty2203 November 28, 2018
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Patron strain of the Mexican flu

(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)

Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.

Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.

Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.
by The Silly Human February 22, 2011
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