Video Pastie

The blurry spots that are superimposed over genitalia and breasts in videos. Used to hide nudity or pretend nudity. Also to hide one's identity or other info that can't be released publicly. Can also be used for censorship/propaganda.

(While watching TV)

other person: I bet the camera man got wood filming that!
Steve: She wasn't really naked, the video pasties just make you think she is.
other person: What's a video pastie?
Steve: The blurry spot over their goodies.

other person: Oh, like they use on the cop shows.
Steve: Yep.
other person: That takes the fun out of it knowing she wasn't really naked.

by Gee Steve April 25, 2019

Pasty House

Got defrauded for £5k worth of food. Local to the Plymouth and Tavistock area in Devon.
food was shit anyway, charge it tho.

Pasty house got chopped LOL

by Rhino Olly January 24, 2023

Like a pissed-on pasty

A descriptive phrase, usually used for body odour

Keee-ripes man! Who is that reeking like a pissed-on pasty in here?!

by Yimothy August 5, 2023

Chucking his muck into a pasty

the soon to be sted demon needs to share their much for others to eat in a pasty

Chucking his muck into a pasty means the steroids have made him so erect he finds any warm pocket to stick it in and splatter

by Someone1254 April 28, 2025

Pasty’s

Something used to “ tape them suckers down.”

Honey you need some pasty’s.

by Whale scientist February 3, 2018

Pasty Puff

A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.

"Check out Pasty Puff over there double fisting pizza and starbursts like diabetes doesn't exist."

by kfc4life November 5, 2023

smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)

"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"

by _linzi December 15, 2011