Parroting

When a male places his naked genitals on another persons shoulders like a parrot sitting on someone’s shoulder. Ideally erect.

When I was 27 I got naked and put my genitals on my mothers shoulder like a parrot. I was parroting.

by VaiKaJe September 16, 2022

pattingham brewery

the act of pissing in someones mouth while they hold all of it in their mouth, and facefucking them afterwards

Snes: Hey fat fuck! I just gave someone my virginity.

George: Did you try out the pattingham brewery?

by jac0b_perry March 18, 2023

prothing

The intense forceful pushing of a fart or a queef. Sometimes this can end in an unexpected shit by mistake.

Person 1: *toot*
Person 2: " Did you just fart!"
Person 1: "Yeh I'm sorry , I did so much prothing to squeeze that one out!"

by Mr_yournanny April 7, 2023

plotting on

A phrase meaning “trying to get with” or a sexual desire for something/someone. Used commonly to refer to someone who is trying to have intercourse with someone else.

Kendrick: “Hey man, just so you know, this girl is plotting on you.”

Frank: “Really? I didn’t even know she was interested in me.”

by george machinery June 5, 2023

Patting there lap

When someone is patting their lap is an indication to tell their partner to smoother them with their behind. ( When they’re to much of a bitch to say it with words) they will use this to communicate with their partner.

They are Patting there lap they want someone to sit on it

by ihopesheseethis November 20, 2023

Parting the Red Sea

fingering your girl’s vagina while she’s on her period

“I was parting the Red Sea last night and the blood stains were stuck on my fingers.”

by EnzoHater1000DethLord December 7, 2023

parting the sea

A horrible middle part, when you thought you were in your prime.

My friends hair is parting the sea, he thinks its good looking.

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024