pamplemus

A very long human being who pretends to be a grapefruit. A dad joke performer as well.

Oh pamplemus! That joke is so lame!

by yopample November 27, 2019

Pampede

When a simple parade turns violent and transitions into a stampede.

The Black Friday Parade was going well until someone shouted “WALMART HAS 50% OFF EVERYTHING”. Then things turned into a Pampede.

by Burger King foot lettuce :) January 1, 2020

Pampede

When a parade turns violent and transitions into a stampede.

The Black Friday parade was going well until someone shouted “WALMART HAS 50% OFF EVERYTHING.” It then turned into a Pampede.

by Burger King foot lettuce :) January 1, 2020

Pamper butt

A girl with a butt that sit on her body like a extra pair of briefs

Shawty bad but that ass flat, yeah bro she got a pamper butt

by Dboy petey September 1, 2020

pampouchi

Cum bucket
Also the most powerful man in the world
Must be capitalized because he is the most important man in the world

All hail the great Pampouchi.

by Pampouchi69 October 18, 2020

Pampam

A girl you won’t find anywhere else. She’s your best friend, sister, aunt, or mother. She’s super caring even though she doesn’t admit to it and can be super witty. During tough times she’ll be there to help.

Hey get you a Pampam.

by WannabeMeMeMe December 18, 2020

Pamper

Pamper (verb) : to make love to a (female) significant other

You've been married for thirty years. How often do you pamper your wife these days?

by Marco Paelo February 23, 2021