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last cookie of the package 

When someone (generally a girl) thinks she is very better than any other, she is asked if she is the last cookie of the package!
Girl "I only date with very rich men!"

Guy "Do you think you're the last cookie of the package?!"

Full Package 

when having butt sex on a chair, your right hand is finguring the girl, your left hand is graspin her left boob, and you are making-out with the girl.
Im ganna full package your girlfriend tonite.
Full Package by Angus Player April 11, 2010

Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral copulation and ejaculating with such force the semen shoots out the givers' mouth and nose
"Dude, Mara was giving me head and she got a fucking surprise package. She was so pissed at me dude!"
Surprise Package by Nerd Junior April 13, 2006

The Full Faggot Package 

Commonly builds himself a reputation of trust or friendliness. Though this is how he shows himself, he will take any opportunity to take the piss out of you, but in a 1 on 1 conversation, he will act like your best friend. A full faggot package is often attractive to girls and will still do anything in his power to Cockblock a friend if he thinks this friend has more of a chance than he does. It is often done out of jealousy. He will also gloat about being the best to everyone though he is often not.
You "Hey I really like that Hannah girl you know, She is amazing."
friend "Oh really..."
*Later on*
Friend "Oi Hannah, that (your name) really likes you you know, like he's obsessed with you"
Hannah "Oh errm... OK."
After this, Hannah never spoke or cared about you.
You "Wow. He is the full faggot package."
Other Friend "I know right."

Full Negro Package

To have more BLING than SNOOPDOG, EMINIM, and P DIDDY COMBINED!!!!
DAMN!!! You see that Caddy roll by? That mother fucker had the FULL NEGRO PACKAGE!

Stimulus Package 

Hey baby, do I have a stimulus package for you..

My stimulus package is bigger than yours.

If i dont get my stimulus package unleashed, the economy might collapse.

I woke up with a huge stimulus package this morning.
Stimulus Package by mild lettuce February 12, 2009