Custard Arms

Having fat arms, the fat usually hangs from the arm - the same as lunch lady arms

Man, check out that fat piece of shits custard arms

by pezzzzzz October 21, 2009

memory custard

The water in a bowl called ''pensieve'' wich contains memories wizards can extract out of their heads using a wand

The water in the pensieve is called memory custard. Dumbledore uses it to put memories in , wich u can see if you stick your head in it.

by Archimedes! September 26, 2011

man custard

cum,jizz, seaman (no, not a sailor) salty icing sugar etc

Im gona bash the bishop and squirt man custard all over the cuttlery and blame the dog. (true story)

by raging man juice July 17, 2009

Custard cake

Cum in a cake and make them eat it 🤤

I custard cakes that girl from east

by Jsystahaj January 21, 2018

Parking a custard

being sick in a defined place. Either at the side of the road, or a toilet, sink etc.

"Dude where is Bill?" "he didnt feel well, hes in the toilet parking a custard!"

by Tattoo'd Ed August 28, 2009

tubby custard

a fat person, usually very jiggly and rotund

"Man, look at that tubby custard over there. He mus weigh 400+!"

by BDon11 December 03, 2008

Custard Pie

A cream pie for those over the ages of 65

1. My Grandpappy was on the porch sitting in his rocking chair, finishing his 9th Pabst of the mornin', and let it slip that he gave Nana a Custard Pie last night!

by Richard "Dick" Goesinya July 16, 2021