Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.
Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.
by UrbanTh August 8, 2017
Get the cooch goblinmug. That fishy fish smell, that you know isn't fish. Usually ends up being a product of doing it dirty with someone.
by anonymous October 16, 2021
Get the Cooch Windmug. "So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."
"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
by lynn-lynn June 6, 2013
Get the Cooch tardmug. by RaneeHolley February 7, 2023
Get the Blicking in the coochmug. (Noun) A title bestowed upon a person with a tongue trained in the art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.
Otherwise known as a CUNNILINGUIST.
Otherwise known as a CUNNILINGUIST.
by Claudius Butters June 12, 2017
Get the cooch saviormug. Have you ever shredded a rotisserie chicken.
Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself
“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”
The gaping hole of where once was a cooch
Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself
“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”
The gaping hole of where once was a cooch
by Coochiecavern April 3, 2023
Get the cooch cavernmug. Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)
by RCprofessors January 11, 2022
Get the Covid Coochmug.