Monterey Omelet

The woman bends over from a standing position. The man partially chews a raw whole avocado and three raw eggs and a handful of grated swiss cheese. Kneeling behind the woman, the man blows the mixture into her vagina. The two then fuck vigorously, with the man cuming insider her. The woman squats over a frying pan and pushes the mixture out of her vagina. The man cooks the mixture and they share the omelet on a sunny patio with mimosas and fresh fruit.

Wow, I really enjoyed making the Monterey Omelet this morning.

by Chef of the day May 9, 2010

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omlette

the ultimate state of living, being cohesively like an omlette

stalin said:
you can't make an omlette without breaking a few eggs

lil wayne said:
i'm one egg short of the omlette

by JJbaker June 29, 2009

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Four-Egg Omlette

A sex move where two guys intertwine their testicles, sometimes accompanied with tying them together.

"Dude, I'm hungry/"
"Bro, wanna four-egg omlette?"

by Funsley February 10, 2021

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Mother of All Omlettes

A term used by the iconic final boss of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, Senator Steven Armstrong. He uses it to refer to his plan to get rid of the government and make an anarchic state where might makes right because he sees that as true freedom. It means, at it's core, that the ends justify the means, and this plan is too big, and world-changing for to worry about the collateral damage, or people who are in the way.

"Making the Mother of All Omlettes here Jack! Can't fret over every egg!"
-Senator Steven Armstrong to Raiden, about Operation Tecumseh

by OR56 January 2, 2023

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