obese beast

An overweight beast that has crossed the threshold between general fatness and obesity. Monstrous appetites, disproportionate dimensions, and a craving for twinkies are all typical characteristics of obese beasts. Mobility is often restricted in these animals and resort to rolling as a form of transportation.

Eric: John stop feeding my already overweight dog
John: Why? It isn't _that_ fat!
Eric: Are you kidding!? It is such an obese beast!

by dark2k1 March 10, 2008

Obese Head

Person with a head that is exetremly large and shaped, with hair to match, like a pineapple.

Ross Innes the crazy cowboy from cumbernauld has an Obese Head. Ross innes is known as "Head Zeppelin" by his friend and suffers from the rare condition known as "Swollen Head Syndrome".

by Rooster Bob April 21, 2009

obese anorexic

One who is exceptionally thin, but eats as if there is no tomorrow.

"Joseph and Scott are such obese anorexics-greedy bastards."

by Corfits December 12, 2006

Internally Obese

When someone eats and eats without getting fat.
Usually thinks about food, and eats when depressed, but no one can ever notice.

"Yo dude...I'm worried. This is the forth time this week that my pantry is empty because of you!!....go see a doctor cuz you is Internally Obese son."

by Ruben Matthew Escobar January 11, 2009

Morbidly Obese

What others describe your mother as.

"Hey, Johnny! How's your morbidly obese mother doing?"

by germantapwater October 5, 2021

Morbidly Obese

When you watch morbius too much and gain morb weight.

Doctor: you are Morbidly Obese
Patient: does that mean I have to stop watching Morbius?
Doctor: yes
Patient: :(

by That Mug You Regret Buying July 14, 2022

Obesely Immoral

Fat with immorality. Void of integrity, moral compass, or any sense of fairplay.

Disgraceful. Repugnant. Dishonest.

The President's behavior on the debate stage was obesely immoral.

by Mya Garnett September 29, 2020