Dr. Octopus Drunk 

A state of being so drunk that to move you have to grab onto anything and everything much like how Dr. Octopus moved in the movie spiderman.

"Man I was so drunk last night I had to to octopus grab myself inside my house"

"You where Dr. Octopus Drunk!!!"

Dr. Octopus Drunk by $K.G$ September 30, 2014

the octopus 

A method of masturbation, where the male somewhat violently lifts his hands from beneath his penis, upwards towards his head in a flailing motion. The idea is to simulate an octopus flailing its tentacles, while stimulating the penis.

James was doing the octopus when his mom walked in to the room.

the octopus by Rory O'Hooligan October 30, 2007

German Octopus 

Performing anal on a busty aryan woman, enough to where when you pull your cock out, she shoots poop all over your chest.

I'm really in the mood for shit to be on my chest, I'm gonna ask my girlfriend if she wants to do the German Octopus tonight.

German Octopus by Anna Leeee March 2, 2017

land octopus 

A really sexy spider

Jimmy: Dude look at that spider!
Timmy: Don't you mean... land octopus?

land octopus by Seagul on crack January 2, 2019

the octopus tree 

WARNING!!!: tHiS iS nOt AbOuT tHe "PaCiFiC nOrThWeStErN tReE oCtOpUs"

ok now that we have THAT out of the way:
𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝓉𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝒶 𝓉𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓈 𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓀 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓊𝓅𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝑜𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓅𝓊𝓈!!!!!!!!!

ok so basically, there's a tree, and a guy named Ken Malone made a song about it that αႦʂσʅυƚҽʅყ ႦOρS!!!!!1!!!!11!1!!

I can't put in a link butttttt, just search up "The Octopus Tree" on yuotube and it's by Ken Malone. It's the first one, I think.

pls can we have an F in the chat for our boy toemas?
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stoopid idiot: oMg i lOvE tHe BeAcH bc of the pAlM tReEEEEEEEEEEEEs

me, an intellectual: U STOOPIDDDD. the octopus tree is much bester.

the octopus tree by im the drummah roger taylah April 18, 2019

the octopus 

When you are giving a blowjob and you suddenly feel five fingers and a palm grasp the top of your head and push down with the force of an adult octopus.

OMG my neck hurts sooo bad today!
Why?
He hit me with the octopus last night -_-

the octopus by GeoNips April 11, 2014

Irish Octopus

The act of shoving four fingers in the pussy and four fingers in the asshole. Spread fingers post-insertion. Wiggle furiously. Now you're administering the Irish Octopus. Why Irish, you might ask? Because one of you better be drunk whilst doing so.

Yo man, dis drunk beotch be soo gapped I had to give her the old Irish Octopus for her to get off.

Irish Octopus by Dick Dodge September 20, 2008