nuclear waste

The type of stool that come out of your arse after a vindaloo.

anyone got a poppadom?

by Finesilver January 11, 2005

Nuclear ice-breaker

When one opens, enters, or starts a conversation by pulling out their penis without hesitation to the other person or the whole group. (can also be an ice breaking ship that is nuclear powered)

Jefferson was drunk and walked up to sandy, pulling out his nuclear ice-breaker in front of her. She slapped him hard enough to knock him out cold on the floor. Jefferson then vomited on the floor.

by yourcousinvinnie November 11, 2012

nuclear nipple

Fireball Liquor, with 2 habanero chili's diced finely, 2 shots of Ever-clear, dark chocolate shavings. The shavings represent the nipple, the cinnamon heat, and the ever-clear represents the explosion.

I drank a Nuclear Nipple and passed out!

by Tactical Tata June 6, 2014

nuclear ass gas

When the fumes of one's farts are so horrendous and linger for a lengthy amount of time they make all who inhabit the general vicinity of said fart sickly resembling radiation sickness. Often brought on by taco bell, protien shakes, and general raunchy farts.

Troy ate taco bell for lunch & let loose some nuclear ass gas loose in the breakroom.

by Resident Redneck January 22, 2017

nuclear weed

Weed that's so good it puts you in a coma.

friend: bro you gotta try my new stuff, it's some nuclear weed

by KekMemes August 20, 2017

nuclear apocalypse

A world that is a wasteland from a nuclear war call it a fallout if you want its all the same thing and maybe you can find weird shit after the effects

Oct,23,2077 the nuclear apocalypse came killing every thing so the United States built underground vaults this is where a story begins in a nuclear apocalypse

by Deathfox6 February 6, 2018

Nuclear Turdgames

The battle between good and evil feces begins when you and your cropdusting rival both have emerging turtle heads with only one toilet to accommodate the most worthy balloon knot. The rightful ruler of the porcelain throne must be crowned.

A battle royale of anuses commences. The anal adversaries unleash turds of epic proportions. The devastation caused by the colliding fecal matter leads to a mutually assured destruction of both rectums. The A-nal bombs dropped cause a nuclear ass-holocaust with only skidmarks left to crown. There are no winners in the nuclear turdgames...the only way to win is not to (ass)play.

Hey breh, did you watch that epic tale nuclear turdgames. Jon Snow combats Matthew Broderick in a battle of all out fecale warfare.

by Hughjeffinbyrd March 4, 2018