The most perfect human being in existence, they'll be by your side when it counts the most. Also does a perfect British accent.
by kalvin😇 September 14, 2021

Niko brother is basically your annoying uncle who wants to do something Sussy to you but is trying to hide it.
by nonbiinaryy March 25, 2022

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

The sexiest man ever.A sex machine with a gigantic dick that will destroy anyone. His gigantic dick and sexy looks will make anyone fall in love in an instant. Having his perfect body the girls will swarm around him like in a bee hive. Having anal sex will literally tear your ass apart.
boy1: keep your girl inside, i heard Nikos was headin' out today.
Boy2: FUUUUUUUCK! I JUST LET HER OUT. GUESS IT'S HIS GIRL NOW...
Boy2: FUUUUUUUCK! I JUST LET HER OUT. GUESS IT'S HIS GIRL NOW...
by Pateras soy November 21, 2021

Niko is your god.
by Niko is cool October 15, 2019

He is the worse person in the world. He is a dirty mind with the SMALLEST DICK and he is a heart breaker. He can't love someone. But... there is no but, you cannot say anything good about him
by Unicorn 🦄 November 20, 2021
