New Jersey 

The Tri-State areas bastard child.

New York City, Lower East Side, Industry Bar and Lounge.

"Yo, everyone in this bar is from Dirty Jerz, wha the fuck?"

"Cause Jeresy ain't shit! Thus, those tunnel and bridge bastards come over here and fuck up the flo'"

New Jersey by NewYorkCityGranDame November 3, 2003

New Jersey 

A place divide among two cities full a sprawling wasteful suburban communities. A place with little activity and a lot of drugs. Outside of Newark, AC, and Camden police abuse rights of kids and enforce small violations constantly. A place where every movie with no plot takes place or any Miramax movie.

Garden State (the movie), Clerks, Harold and Kumar, and thousands more resemble New Jersey.

New Jersey by Nikoso September 11, 2008

new jersey 

New jersey is a fagot ass state with stupid law. I hate the fact u cant own a gun. THerea are alotta preppy faggots and u cant pump ur own gas. THey think they own the world but noone likes people from jersey

new jersey is a faggot ass sstate where no one knows how to drive

Kid from Brooklyn: Yo preppy faggot
Jersey kid: go away or im gonna cry

new jersey by ItS KaMiKaZe 04 December 28, 2005

new jersey 

A trashy slum found in New England. Absolutely no redeemable qualities. All land in New Jersey is either highway, road, or roadside. The place is overrun with gangs and street pharmacists.

Son: Daddy, what's so good about New Jersey?
Dad: Absolutely nothing son.
Son: Then why is it a State?
Dad: Well it's a great way to get to New York

new jersey by Shankmasta November 26, 2006

new jersey 

a disgusting dump, its so polluted there its disgusting.

new jersian: HEY DO YOU BELIEVE THAT GLOBAL WARMING IS HAPPENING?

non new jersian: YEAH I DO BELIEVE IT AND ITS YOUR DAMN STATE OF NEW JERSEY'S FAULT

new jersey by new jersey haterr February 17, 2009

new jersey 

New York's little brother. The music,slang, and style of NY seems to reach New Jersey nearly a year after it faded out in NY.

"BRO it was a MAD nice day at the beach"

new jersey by StevoNYC August 9, 2005

New Jersey 

Possibly the worst state to live in; the people are all idiots, the taxes are too damn high, it smells like hell, there are so many laws; New Jersey has more laws then every other state, everyone sucks at driving, everything is insanely expensive, you are either rich or poor; there is no in between, everything is insanely overly competitive, and there are so many fucking people! New Jersey isn't that big and the amount of people here is way to high. Honestly, I can't think of one positive thing to say about it; food is mediocre, there is a shit ton of traffic, the seasons suck; summer is too hot, winter is too cold. I have lived here my whole life and I would give anything to get out. NEVER MOVE TO NEW JERSEY. Everyone hates Newjersians.

Newjersian- "Yo what state do you live in?"
Random Person- "Not New Jersey, that place is a shithole!"
Newjersian- "Yeah, it is, why the fuck do people want to live here?"
shithole new jersey awful

New Jersey by Newjerseysucksass November 24, 2013