needle nose ned

Annoying person who you forget from the past but remebers you.

Needle nose Ned. Ned the head. Come on, we went to high school together.

by Eric Dolton September 7, 2003

Needle Ass

An ass so narrow and skinny it resembles the threaded end of a needle. Characterized by the complete absence of butt cheeks, said persons bunghole looks like a cats with their tail up and makes only slight whistle noises when farting.

Can be caused by Noacetol overdoses, noassatall disease, or having a diet consisting solely of pizza bites and mountain dew. Deliberate needle ass conditions can be brought on by the Crack-ho-skinny diet.

Brooke's needle ass made it look like she had a camel toe in the back.

by John Wesley February 12, 2008

needle dick

a dick so skinny it almsot looks like a needle

Timmy Sisco has a needle dick.

by Joe dilena January 10, 2008

Nerdgeek

A person, oriented around computer or gaming activities activities; who is socially inept and usually unattractive, yet lacking accomplishment in scientific or technical fields associated with the nerd or geek norms. These individuals may become proficient within their niche or online community, simply because nobody else has ever invested as much time trying. As witty irony, they will refer to themselves as a 'N3rd633k'.

- Online gaming champions
- One who lists all the differences between versions of Dungeons and Dragons
- Those who complete all 38 endings of a game or recites shows verbatim, usually affecting a tone with no similarity to the orginal

by Redskyfire November 25, 2003

limp needles

when you're driving and you come to a stop, your speedometer and rpm needles go limp or down.

My car got limp needles yesterday when i hit that stop sign.

by Jpr1mo April 13, 2007

pop off a needle

to shoot up with drugs.

yo! pop me off a needle! I needz mah krack!!!

by ¡DŃ™! October 23, 2003

Needledick Bugfucker

A penis so small that it can fuck bugs.

Holy shit guys, that dudes a needledick bugfucker!

by osufan15 April 8, 2009