Carter county mating call

When you pull your bottle of narcotics from your pocket and give it a lil shaky shake!

"Damn bro, I dropped my bottle of Suboxone! It sounded just like the Carter County mating call!"

"I refilled my Xanax today and the bag caught a lil wind and I had a bitch in my back seat talking bout child support or something, that bitch musta heard the wind blow my bottle of zannies! That fucking Carter county mating call!

by TychelleMoffitt1999 May 10, 2023

Mongolian paddleboat mutiny

A sexual act in which a female partner gets 6 of her friends to drink yak's milk for several hours, the male partner is then beaten with leather straps or belts while the women urinate on him, simulation the act of mutiny on a Paddleboat adrift in the Mongolian Sea.

Being a high-powered alpha male rocket surgeon, the only way I can get off while I'm on leave from Seal Team 6 is when Debbie and her knitting circle surprise me with a Mongolian Paddleboat Mutiny.

by Beezunquette August 8, 2023

R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.

Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Malaysian Monkey Munting

Similar to regular Munting, replace dead body with a dead monkey, preferably bloated

"Bro do you want to go do some Malaysian Monkey Munting later?"

by Hjjankens December 3, 2024

Prestige master munting

While munting, you dig up another body. You put the organs of the other body down the original bodies throat, and continue munt on another level.

Hey Austin, remember prestige master munting last night?

by Munting monster December 12, 2024

Poisoned Rat Munting

An action where 1 person proceeds to poison and kill a rat and then proceededs to munt on the rats dead corpse to get the biggest high of their life

Hey Eli I found the Dead poisoned rat want to got Poisoned rat munting?!

by Mr. Rat Gooner December 12, 2024

Zimbabwean Flicker Munting

Regular Munting, but instead of having only one person on the body, at least 4 zimbabweans must join in. If done correctly it should summon the god Mwari, and he should begin jumping too. The fabric of reality should start to flicker.

Should only be done if you are a high level gooner and have at least North Korean Flicker Gooned 100 times.

Greg: Bro lets go zimbabwean Flicker munting!
John: Bro last time I almost died!

by Tier 100 Max Prestige Munter January 6, 2025