Mushroom Stamp

To slap a female in the forehead with intent to leave a mark with your cock

The bitch was pissing me off, so i Mushroom Stamped her.

by Lady Tiger January 7, 2003

mushroom kiss

When a guy jabs his sceptre of pleasure into someone's face.

Please Notice that this is slightly different from the "Fadunk". The Fadunk is more of a Dong slashing/swinging motion, whereas the "Mushroom Kiss" is more of a wang stabbing motion.

Pepito gave Turbowiqua a mushroom kiss after she passed out from eating too many crayons.

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by Cleadus April 28, 2005

The Magic Mushrooms

A relatively obscure mid sixties psychedelic rock band, which recorded only one album, featuring "It's A Happening" and "Let the Rain Be Me."

The band joins such others as HP Lovecraft and The Lemon Drops in this area of music.

Also amanita muscaria, a type of hallucinogenic northern mushroom containing high levels of muscimol, which causes euphoria and hallucinations when ingested.

The magic mushrooms I listened to made me happy, but the ones I ate made me happier.

by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009

mushroom bruise

A fierce cock slapping used to instill obedience through domination

"Bring me my eggs bitch or suffer the wrath of the mushroom bruise."

by johnny walker November 29, 2003

mushroom stomp

a person who is usually sleeping, and another person takes their penis and smacks it across their (the person who is sleeping) face to wake them up and the slap by the penis wakes the person up, usually the person ends up with a red mark on his or her's face from the slap

Hey man tyler is passed out what should we do to him? and the friend replies: Give him a mushroom stomp but aim for the top lip between the nose and the lip!

by Nicky Jim January 18, 2009

mushroom tip

a really gay looking haircut that resembles the tip of a mushroom...rounded on the top and then gets larger as it widens out around the base. Only seen on gay people.

Mike's mushroom tip makes him look like a complete idiot.

by punisher January 31, 2007

Purple Mushroom

when you slap your dick on a chicks face and it leaves a mark that turns purple and looks like a mushroom

I gave Suzie a purple mushroom, smacked it right across her face when she wasnt looking and now the outline of my dong is forming on her cheek

by donny iris January 27, 2005