muddy toot

a muddy toot is essentially a shart

If you push hard enough, sometimes a normal fart can become a muddy toot.

by crabbiie February 2, 2020

Muddy Glacier

The act of inserting an ice cube in your ass while masturbating.

My sheets got real stained after I had a muddy glacier pop out too fast!

by Chris Heather July 3, 2011

Muddy hank

When you girlfriend/wife shit in there hand and jerks you off

Yo Ang take laxatives so your shit makes cum harder when your giving me a muddy hank!!

by Dan V and Nicky g December 29, 2020

Muddy Susan

A basic white girl as a desert after a double penetration threesome/foursome/moresome with a gang of black guys.

Brimage rushed home to get some Muddy Susan after work.

by JLthaKing October 9, 2017

muddy tornado

when a man shits on a females stomach and blows on her chest to cool it down

eg thomas spence shits on georgia belford and blows it cold hayden carvell comes in and says hey dont muddy tornado my woman

by gooch 6969 November 23, 2014

Muddy Pepperoni

When a woman inserts her erect nipples into the man’s asshole. Ice is permittable in achieving this move.

Stephanie gave me a muddy pepperoni before you got here, so needless to say I’m ready to party.

by Batesyboy October 6, 2018

Muddy Chicken

A sexual act where anal is done until right before ejaculation where the male pulls out to get a blow job from their sex partner(s). Also known as the muddy chicken with a side of ranch.

Bro, my buddy muddy chickened this chick last night and she went with it. Chucky Cheese birthdays are getting crazy man.

by Ducky McDuckerson March 13, 2023