Muck Apples

Muck Apples means to eat a lot of apples (Anywhere from 4-11) very fast and messy.
Mason: "Ahmad you can't muck apples just give up that's only 2"
Ahmad: "No Mason I can muck a lot just watch"
by AppleMucker2000 July 03, 2018
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Butt Muck

The act of pilfering one's asshole while they are asleep or without permission. Also known as Rape.
I butt mucked the fuck outta that bitch last night.
by shanagains9211 April 19, 2019
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goober muck

lipstick
derived from nadast language, that was made famous in anthony burgess', a clockwork orange
she had so much goober muck on, her lips were neon!
by the name's alex, droogs March 07, 2009
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muck twat

Paul thought that he hit a home run last night with Debbie, until she dropped her panties. Her muck twat left a pungent odor that lasted for weeks.

Mr. Rowe prefers a mouth full of muck twat every morning to start his day off.

Fox, don't think about following through on your dumpster date with Shelly, unless you are in the mood for a ripe muck twat.
by Donald A. February 22, 2019
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mucking fess

An extreme state of disorderliness
The garden shed is a mucking fess
by mikroton August 22, 2022
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Muck Larder

One's rearmost orifice; Rump booty
"I say Tarquin, that's a jolly looking filly there! I'd most like to have a munch around her Muck Larder!"
by Mr_bowyer December 01, 2013
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Muck bodies

Muck bodies are anything that makes you feel queasy, especially in relation to the human body.
Muck bodies are anything that make you feel sick looking at them, especially in relation to serious injuries, like deep cuts etc.

"Arthur cut his arm really deeply. You could see tendons, veins, and all sorts of muckbodies in there."
by Bubba Zanetti December 09, 2019
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