Moses Lake

Moses Lakes a town in the middle of nowhere, where there is nothing and I repeat NOTHING to do. We have Walmart.. and even it closes at 12. So all that leaves is partying, which everyone does. And of course parents find out everything because everyone knows everyone. So if you're looking to get grounded for life, come here.

Person 1: Bro, shes hot I wanna fuck her.
Person 2: No way bro! Shes the principals son.

Person 1: ...Were cousins?!
Person: Sick. I guess it is Moses Lake though.

by WRL.ML. October 14, 2011

Moses Brown

Moses Brown is a private Quaker school on the East Side of Providence. The 2nd oldest private school in the country, MB is known for its rigorous academics and Friends school philosophy. It is considered one of nations premier secondary school. In its layout and architect MB resembles Brown. Basically, MB is where you send your children if you dislike the concept of boarding school. Moses Brown's sister school is Sidwell Friends in Washington D.C.

Fun Fact: Josh Swartz the creator of Gossip Girl and The OC loosely based much of the OC on his time at Moses Brown. Although for whatever reason he was asked to leave MB after his junior year and finished upper school at The Wheeler School.

That kid must be a genius, he went to Moses Brown

by Upenn 13 January 15, 2011

Moses Knuckle

This is the opposite of Moose Knuckle in boys. Its when the men who guard the ass fort are being seperated by a thonglike structure and protrude from each side like Moses parting the sea of swimmers (testes).

Wow.. that guys grapesacks (euro-panties) are totally giving him a Moses Knuckle.

by Buck McNasty October 5, 2009

moses nosedive

moe'zes noze'dive (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick, in which an individual places the skateboard on his/her chest in mid-air and parts the air with his/her hands.

2.) A proposition of sorts involving the parting of limbs to reveal an opportunity of biblical proportions.

see: cunnillingus, no hand abraham

1.) I started my vert run with a 720 Madonna, then I went straight into the Moses Nosedive.

2.) Her legs parted like the red sea, so I gave her the moses nosedive.

by strathosphere November 22, 2010

mosey poke

When getting from one place to another at an unnecessarily slow pace, not mentally just physically

If you mosey poke around while at work you boss is sure to get upset with you .

by mix March 29, 2015

mosen

A(Dude that doesn't cheat) smart,sexy,smooth,quirky guy who all the girls low key flirt with but he never figures out. He's the dude all of the guys wanna hang around because he's a great role model for academics (and a easy way for the girls to notice them).

Oh Yeah also mosen is The Best Man To Ever Walk This Earth and usually Black/African American

Girl 1: ooh look at mosen he's so cute
Girl 2: And smart
Girl 1: Who's that boy next to him
Girl 2: I don't know but he must be cool

by widowwatcher1045 March 20, 2018

moseytisim

When this rapper called lil mosey makes a really good song and your friend is obsessed with it and will not stop acting like him

Hey Uriel
Yeah Jacob
Jakob W has been acting wired lately do you know what wrong
yeah he has moseytisim
Oh i think he should see a doctor about that
For sure

by the one and only lil mosey June 10, 2018