Hannah Montana

Drunk Southerner who loves to sing about how special and awesome she is and is the secret behind the atomic bomb.

Cop 1:What the hell happened to him? Cop 2 :Probally first degree burns followed by chainsaw to the face.But that doesnt explain the ears being disfigured. Detective: I think he was forced to look at a picture of Hannah Montana while listening to her sing. Cop 1 :Oh God

by angrycheddar December 31, 2009

French montana

Doing a line of cocaine off of a woman's unshaven armpit

Her cooter was so funky I decided to do a French Montana off her instead.

by French Montana fan February 27, 2014

Montana Mouthful

When a boy or a girl gets cock and balls slammed into his or her mouth.

"Dude, my girlfriend and I were messing around last night and i gave her a Montana mouthful."
"Ew, i don't need to know about that."
"...I'll give u one."

by Kobe Whitlock May 26, 2009

montanakermit10

a girl with a flat chest and likes to show off her tiny bee nipples and ditch her old friends and accuse them of teasing or being mean to her

hey did you see that girl, her name is montanakermit10

by TheOnlineTiger June 27, 2020

Montana

The Big Sky State. A Proud state where everyone still says "one nation under god" in the pledge. A Red state by all means, and proud of it. We like to hunt, we like our guns, we fish, we hike, and we breath clean fresh air. We also still have bear, moose, elk and wolves. God Bless Montana

I was on a road trip to Yellow Stone once I entered Montana I knew that I was the best state in the Union.

by Blake Stanger August 30, 2005

Mondangle

To casually and suggestively approach someone.

So I was dancing and this guy mondangles his way over here...it was annoying!

by whatever. whatever May 14, 2009

Montana Skye Robbin Smith

A beautiful girl who is insecure, but never realizes she is. She would help anybody for any reason because she cares. She is outgoing, respectful, & lovely.

Hey , do you know that Montana Skye Robbin Smith?
Yeah, she is awesome.

by LoveisnotrealLifeis June 21, 2011