a rich, spoiled, and airhead teenage girl who has no sense of reality. famous for her relationship with a now heroine addict, and her spontaneous promiscuity. like paris hilton, she has no talents whatsoever and is popular for her large nosed look and over dramatized lifestyle.
"Hey, have you heard of the Tumblr famous girl, Savannah Montano?"
"Yeah. The one who cheated on her boyfriend for five months?"
"Yeah. The one who cheated on her boyfriend for five months?"
by flowersarekindagreat March 5, 2014
Get the savannah montano mug.Hannah Montana is literally the MOST AWFUL thing to have happened to the world.
She ('IT' rather)is a wannabe, an anorexic, fugly bitch and it will only last as long as the viewers don't realise that they are no longer toddlers.
It claims to be rock, but, i will tell you, just because it has guitars, that DOES NOT mean that it is rock.
I swear unto you reading this, that if I ever meet the fucktarded, anorexic, wannabe, fake-rocker who claims to be smart, beautiful, healthy and 100% real, I will drag her into a dark alley, I will torture her until she begs to be let go. And then, I will pull out a knife, chop off her tongue so she can't sing, then I will gouge her eyes out so she can't see anymore, and then i will slit her throat and go all the way down her front and I will leave her for the rats.
She ('IT' rather)is a wannabe, an anorexic, fugly bitch and it will only last as long as the viewers don't realise that they are no longer toddlers.
It claims to be rock, but, i will tell you, just because it has guitars, that DOES NOT mean that it is rock.
I swear unto you reading this, that if I ever meet the fucktarded, anorexic, wannabe, fake-rocker who claims to be smart, beautiful, healthy and 100% real, I will drag her into a dark alley, I will torture her until she begs to be let go. And then, I will pull out a knife, chop off her tongue so she can't sing, then I will gouge her eyes out so she can't see anymore, and then i will slit her throat and go all the way down her front and I will leave her for the rats.
*Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump are quietly talking about their upcoming tour when they hear an unholy racket coming from next door*
*Pete throws the door open and sees Hannah Montana attempting to perform rock music*
*Patrick gets pissed off and grabs a gun*
Hannah Montana: WAIT GUYS! I'm your fellow rock-
*BANG*
*Hannah Montana drops dead and Pete and Patrick throw a party to celebrate Hannah Montana's death*
*Pete throws the door open and sees Hannah Montana attempting to perform rock music*
*Patrick gets pissed off and grabs a gun*
Hannah Montana: WAIT GUYS! I'm your fellow rock-
*BANG*
*Hannah Montana drops dead and Pete and Patrick throw a party to celebrate Hannah Montana's death*
by Gavz April 29, 2008
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french montana is a whack rapper who makes money off of dumb people and teen girls who are too stupid to understand that french montana can't rap at all!
guy1: hey have you ever heard of french montana? guy2: yeah, french montana's da truf! guy3: french montana is garbage! guy1: yeah, he can't rap to save his life! guy4: I agree with guy1 and guy3. guys5-10: we agree with guy1, guy3, also, guy4!
by katyperryhater1000 September 7, 2012
Get the French Montana mug.1) The Alias of the Singing Prostitute Miley Cyrus. She is still called the "Greatest Role Model For Kids" when she puts tons of slutty pics of herself all over the internet, sings like she's being raped, and making her heroes famous prostitutes. Oh yeah, she's perfect.
Being a singer for Disney, she will most certainly end up doing drugs, getting pregnant, and acting like the hooker she is and will sleep with men for cash (unlikely, seeing as even the most desperate man won't tap that) and will be a swiftly forgotten as Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff, all before age 20. Deja Vu...
Having no talent to speak of, she rips of song ideas from those around her, lip-syncs, and goes on and on about how much she loves her fans even though she hates the fact that her fanbase is a bunch of 7-year-old girls. But this is common of bitchy teenage celebrities.
2) A Disney Show secretly exploits her complete idiocy, such has hiding the fact he's famous (WtF?), making plans that obviously backfire, being a bitch to her fans and friends, and sings constantly about how her life is much better than ours, while at the same time she's nearly exposing her identity with the bull she calls "songs".
Disney, having acquired some common sense, is now ending the series as it should have done several years ago, confirming the prediction stated earlier.
Being a singer for Disney, she will most certainly end up doing drugs, getting pregnant, and acting like the hooker she is and will sleep with men for cash (unlikely, seeing as even the most desperate man won't tap that) and will be a swiftly forgotten as Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff, all before age 20. Deja Vu...
Having no talent to speak of, she rips of song ideas from those around her, lip-syncs, and goes on and on about how much she loves her fans even though she hates the fact that her fanbase is a bunch of 7-year-old girls. But this is common of bitchy teenage celebrities.
2) A Disney Show secretly exploits her complete idiocy, such has hiding the fact he's famous (WtF?), making plans that obviously backfire, being a bitch to her fans and friends, and sings constantly about how her life is much better than ours, while at the same time she's nearly exposing her identity with the bull she calls "songs".
Disney, having acquired some common sense, is now ending the series as it should have done several years ago, confirming the prediction stated earlier.
1) P1: Oh my God, don't you love Hannah Montana? She's so great a role model that I'm teaching my kids to be just like her.
P2: Oh, me too, I'm totally gonna teach my kids to fuck off their friends, put naked pics of themselves online, sing terribly, and date guys more stupid than they are!
Now seriously, how much did she pay you to say that?
2) P1: HANNAH MONTANA IS SUCH A GREAT SHOW!!! OH MY GOD I LOVE THEIR EPISODES.
P2: I can tell, cuz you're just as stupid and slutty as they are. Do us all a favor and watch something else that a flat chested teen lip-syncing off someone else.
P2: Oh, me too, I'm totally gonna teach my kids to fuck off their friends, put naked pics of themselves online, sing terribly, and date guys more stupid than they are!
Now seriously, how much did she pay you to say that?
2) P1: HANNAH MONTANA IS SUCH A GREAT SHOW!!! OH MY GOD I LOVE THEIR EPISODES.
P2: I can tell, cuz you're just as stupid and slutty as they are. Do us all a favor and watch something else that a flat chested teen lip-syncing off someone else.
by CommonSense123 April 14, 2010
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by Dr drillem October 13, 2019
Get the Mongaloid mug.Just another disney channel crack addict that believes to be the best of both worlds when actually she is imagining all of this while sitting in a dumpster doing meth and sucking Billy Ray's 2-inch dick.
Some guys walking down the street...
Steve: "Hey check that slut over there what the fuck?"
Jimmy: "Yo thats Hannah Montana"
Steve: "Poor fuck, disney might as well cancel that shitty show"
Jimmy: "Yep it sucks granny tranny ass"
Steve: "Oh well, wanna play Halo?"
Jimmy: "Sure!"
Steve: "Hey check that slut over there what the fuck?"
Jimmy: "Yo thats Hannah Montana"
Steve: "Poor fuck, disney might as well cancel that shitty show"
Jimmy: "Yep it sucks granny tranny ass"
Steve: "Oh well, wanna play Halo?"
Jimmy: "Sure!"
by TadGaming October 27, 2012
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