metal mash

When a male with braces goes down on a female in an aggressive fashion. This is often done out of malice and can result in scaring.

Aaron was so mad at his girlfriend for ruining his party that he metal mashed her later that night.

by Jjcales January 11, 2012

Playing Mash

Playing mash is when you are creating urban dictionary definitions about your best friend but you don't want to tell her.

"What are you doing?!"
"I'm playing mash!"

by ilessthanthreejulie August 8, 2016

montauk mash job

When you are getting your your junk pounded on by a significant other (e.g., a partner, stranger, lover, hornswoggler) whose hands are sandy af.

The act of really going to town on someone's private parts with hands / feet filled with sand.

A "Sandy Handy" but with a little more gusto!

This is a non-gender bias term, anyone can give or recieve a montauk mash job as long as thier extremities are sandy and you are really "just mashing it." You also don't have to be in Montauk, or on a beach.

"Whoa look at those two homeless guys giving each other Montauk Mash Jobs under the boardwalk" -- an angsty teen witnessing a grown man receive a sand filled hand job on Long Island

"Yeah she gave me the ole' Montauk Mash Job" -- a guy with severe sand burns on his dick

Guy 1: "She was trying to grind my dick into dust with her sandy hands"
Guy 2: "So she gave you the montauk mash job"

by #SquidKid April 24, 2017

Milwaukee Mash-up

A sexual act involving three people whereby a man has intercourse with a women assuming the doggie-style position and a third person (man or women) inserts their hand into the bottom of the women and gives the man a hand-job from the inside.

-how'd you go last night buddy?
-awesome. Got myself a Milwaukee Mash-up after dinner.

-about time!

by Wong Poker September 26, 2017

Joe Manshit

The appearance and usefulness of DINO Senator Joe Manchin of West Virginia

Also Somone who smells like a man's shit with the blatant hypocrisy of their words and actions

News reports are saying Joe Manshit is a confirmed no on any bill that helps anyone but himself defense contractors and coal companies

by BIG FLOPPY BONE December 19, 2021

A monster mash

A bowl of cereal with the combination of "Boo Berry", "Count Chocula", and "Franken-berry" in it.

I bought the variety pack for the Halloween themed cereals. I'm going to have myself a monster mash!

by BuGgY_BiTz October 12, 2019

MASH

The term used to describe riding in/with the traffic of a busy street very quickly on a bicycle. A verb that usually consists of many other verbs, such as riding, biking, cursing, yelling, swurving, giving the middle finger, speeding etc.

Lets MASH down Broadway, im in the mood to yell.

by Niglet12345 April 21, 2009